Two Interesting Years

UR & AB,

 

I would upset the Aussies if I told you what I told you what I think of the Ashes, so we'll leave you with an supposedly unbiased article.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ashes

 

You know of course that Charles & Diana's son William has announced his engagement (he's 2nd in line for the throne after his father Charles).  In fact I suggested and some Internet news decided to poll to see if Charles should make way for William should Elizabeth die.  Not that I am a monarchist, but it would be the best thing to happen to the monarchy!

 

In the mean time, I'll go warn the Pope!

 

Thanks,

Larry & Colleen

2010NV27 15:00 Sydney, NV26 23:00 Detroit

 

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From: Ralph & BA
Date: 27 November 2010 13:49
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Two Interesting Years

What are the Ashes that they are referring too?

 

Subject: FW: Two Interesting Years

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1981 & 2005 – Two Interesting Years   Interesting Year 1981 1. Prince Charles got married. 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe. 3. Australia lost the Ashes. 4. The Pope died.       Interesting Year 2005 1. Prince Charles got married. 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe. 3. Australia lost the Ashes. 4. The Pope died.     Lesson to be learned: The next time Charles gets married, someone should warn the Pope.

Ten thoughts to ponder

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From: Ralph & BA
Date: 27 November 2010 08:29
Subject: Fw: Ten thoughts to ponder

 

Ten Thoughts to Ponder Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky …not  really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them  down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Number 1 Thought Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; what you do today, might burn your  backside tomorrow. – – – and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last long. .   __,_._,___

 

 

The Creation of Michigan.

UR & AB,

 

Thanks EVER so much.  And we are certainly evidence of "…and they are going to be found traveling the world."

Larry & Colleen

 

For those new –

 

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Larry & Colleen

 

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From: Ralph & BA
Date: 27 November 2010 08:37
Subject: Fw: The Creation of Michigan.

We Michiganders are truly blessed … the rest of you … eat your hearts out!!!! The creation of Michigan .. Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven , God was missing for six  days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the  seventh day. He inquired of God, 'Where have you been?'  God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, 'Look Michael, look what I've made.'  Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, 'What is it?'  'It's a planet,' replied God, 'and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call  It Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance'  'Balance?', inquired Michael, still confused.  God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, 'For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over here I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a  continent of black people,' God continued, pointing to different  countries 'This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.'  The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land  mass and said, 'What's that one?'  'Ah,' said God. 'That's Michigan , the most glorious place on earth.  You'll notice that it is made in the fashion of my hand, the Hand of  God. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets and rolling hills. The  people from  Michigan are going to be modest, intelligent and  humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They  will be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they  will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace'  Michael gasped in wonder and admiration. Only THOSE who have grown up in Michigan will forward this e-mail!

Computers

You know we don't support fowarding e-mails unncecessarily, but we find this one necessary!

 

Larry & Colleen

 

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From: Ralph & BA
Date: 26 November 2010 01:34
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Computers

 

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2 The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. (THIS GETS BETTER!) The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because: 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.                     The women  won. Send this to all the smart  women you know…and all the men that have a sense of  humor.

Pictures of Iran

TheOtherPartofIran(Rev1).pps

Interesting.

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From: Ralph & BA
Date: 24 November 2010 07:33
Subject: Fw: Pictures of Iran

Subject: Pictures of Iran

Sent: Monday, November 22, 2010 8:20:54 PM
Subject: Fw: Pictures of Iran

 

Since Posterous is off line, use this link –
http://1drv.ms/1mIWqcB
Larry
2016FB18

NATIONAL ANTHEM AT Super Bowl ********************

Mary,

Thanks.  This is a great one.  And if you like to share with more friends, we’ve put this in our archive, at http://czarnik-life.posterous.com/ and that way share it with a larger group of friends.

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Larry & Colleen

On 25 November 2010 02:19, Mary K wrote:

Subject: Fw: Fwd: NATIONAL ANTHEM AT EAGLES GAME ********************

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From: Arthur
Sent: Tue, November 23, 2010 8:01:58 AM
Subject: Fwd: NATIONAL ANTHEM AT EAGLES GAME ********************

IF you haven’t seen it yet: NATIONAL ANTHEM AT EAGLES GAME… AWESOME! 

 Tired of all those “recording stars” singing the national anthem?  Here’s what our military can do. 
If this doesn’t put a lump in your throat, and fill your heart with PRIDE, you need to move to another country.

Click here -> And this my friends is the way it should be sung………
with no”artistic interpretation”

WOW!

A can of beer a day!

And it's even one of my favourites!

 

Being added to our archives at http://czarnik-life.posterous.com/ .

 

Larry & Colleen

 

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From: David S
Date: 24 November 2010 16:23

 

—– Original Message —–

From: Shane

Sent: Wednesday, November 24, 2010 10:16 AM

 

From: Mike
Sent: Wednesday, 24 November 2010 8:07 AM

From: Greg
Sent: Wednesday, 24 November 2010 8:04 AM

 

        THE DOCTOR TOLD ME:

 

        "YOU CAN HAVE JUST ONE CAN of BEER A WEEK !"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

     SO I ORDERED ONE !  

 

 

 

 

 

 

        I'M FEELING MUCH BETTER NOW J J

CHINESE GARDEN/PARQUE CHINO…

PARQUE CHINO.pps

How beautiful and amazing.

 

Larry & Colleen

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From: Ralph & BA
Date: 21 November 2010 01:36
Subject: Fw: CHINESE GARDEN/PARQUE CHINO…

Overwhelming sculptures in green  BA

 

Sent: Wednesday, November 17, 2010 3:06:53 PM

Smoking a joint

Thanks UR & AB,

 

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From: Ralph & BA
Date: 21 November 2010 01:19
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Smoking a joint
To: Lawrence Czarnik

This is one of the few Aussie jokes that come this way.  BA

 

Sent: Fri, November 19, 2010 3:09:41
Subject: Fwd: Smoking a joint

THIS IS JUST TOO FUNNY!!    KEEP SMILING AND LAUGHING, IT'S GOOD FOR THE SOUL.

HUGS,

 

subj: FW: Smoking a joint

 

A TALE FROM DOWN UNDER

A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint

When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'
 
 
 
 

The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'
 
 
 

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few hits. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
 
 

The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river. A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink…

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,

'Hey you!'

 
 
So the koala looked down at him and said,

'Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude…
How much water did you drink? 

 

 

 

 

 

A Bottle of Wine

Another great one for the archives.

Thanks,

Larry & Colleen

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From: David S
Date: 25 September 2010 15:07 

A BOTTLE OF WINE—-A TOUCHING STORY         THE BOTTLE OF WINE    For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren’t married This is  something to smile  about  next  time you  see  a bottle of wine:   Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in  Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo     woman walking on the side of the road..   As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.   With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.   Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman.   The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she  noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.   ‘What in bag?’ asked the old woman .   Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, ‘It’s a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.’   The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two.  Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder,   she said:   ‘Good trade’.