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  • lczarnik 08:06 on September 6, 2018 Permalink | Reply
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    when the boss is sick…… 

    Forwarded message
    From: Colleen
    Date: Thu, 3 Apr 2008 at 07:34
    Subject: FW: when the boss is sick……

    This is from one of my direct reports … cute eh?


    From: Alastair
    Sent: Wednesday, 2 April 2008 3:42 PM

    Quite amusing…..Colleen we all play Golf!!!!


  • lczarnik 09:44 on May 11, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    Measuring Motherhood 

    Saw this on another blog and have reposted here without permission.  Hope you enjoy it as much as we did.  And as our parish priest said, “Happy Mother’s Day to Mothers, Grandmothers and dearly departed Mothers, who no doubt still watch over us.”

    Larry & Colleen
    2015MY11 09:40 Sydney, Australia,  MY10 16:40 US EDT

    NOTE: The best way I know to honor motherhood is by honoring my own mother. This is a celebration of her life and the impact she has had on my family. This is not meant to act as a comparison to other mothers.

    Of course this silly tribute doesn’t scratch the surface of the work she does. The greatest thing she did was teach her children honesty, character, benevolence, and virtue. Thank you Mom!


  • lczarnik 22:28 on February 4, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    Visions of Vienna: a musical tribute to Vienna – the world’ s music capital. Presented by: Sydney Symphony 

    We watched this stunning performance from the comfort of our lounge chairs. Make sure you have a good cuppa or your favourite drink and be prepared to be amazed for the next hour and twenty minutes.

    We are amazed that this is presented on the sails of the Sydney Opera House. As we said in sharing someplace else, it is the meeting of technology and culture – or is it culture and technology.

    In any case, we please invite you to –


    04 FEBRUARY 2015

    Venue: Sydney Opera House Sails
    Presented by: Sydney Symphony

    • Visions of Vienna
    • Visions of Vienna
    • Visions of Vienna
    • Visions of Vienna

    Visions of Vienna: a musical tribute to Vienna – the world’ s music capital.
    Wednesday, February 4 from 8:30pm


    Join Sydney-siders and audiences across the world this Wednesday, February 4 as the Sydney Symphony Orchestra is projected for the first time live in concert onto the sails of the Sydney Opera House in a grand salute to Vienna, the world capital of music.

    Visions of Vienna is a multi-media event set to celebrate the importance of music to both cities – Vienna and Sydney – while presenting Vienna’s rich culture of acoustic and visual art.

    The live concert commences from 8:30pm and will also be available online to live-stream from 8:50pm AEST.

    Where to watch the free live concert

    • Sydney Opera House: we will be streaming the concert music at our outdoor venues for visitors to enjoy alongside the projections on the sails. We recommend Opera Bar, Opera Kitchen and The House Eatery by George as on-site vantage points.
    • Campbells Cove: You can watch the live projection at a specially created viewing event at Campbells Cove hosted by the Vienna Tourist Board. It is ideally located directly across from the Sydney Opera House.

      Campbells Cove is located in between the Park Hyatt and the Overseas Passenger Terminal in The Rocks.

    • Online: you can tune into the live stream at visions.vienna.info from 8:50pm AEST.

    What will be projected onto the sails?
    At 8.30pm the sails will become host to a moving artwork with animated 3D images. As well as featuring imagery inspired by the art of Gustav Klimt and Egon Schiele the sails will be transformed into the pages of the original score of On the Beautiful Blue Danube waltz by J STRAUSS II.

    Then, at 9pm, the second half of the Sydney Symphony Orchestra’s concert, Greatest Hits from Vienna, will be projected live on to the sails from inside the Concert Hall.

    We hope you enjoy the performance.

    And last but not least, the link to the concert / presentation. You might like to put it to full scree and ensure your volume is on all the way or listen on head phones.


  • lczarnik 15:03 on July 1, 2014 Permalink | Reply
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    What do project managers really do? 

    Forwarded message
    From: Colleen
    Date: 30 June 2014 21:33
    Subject: One for WordPress

  • lczarnik 16:45 on June 27, 2014 Permalink | Reply
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    Friday Funny – VERY CUTE 

    Forwarded message
    From: Colleen
    Date: 27 June 2014 16:28
    Subject: FW: Friday Funny – VERY CUTE – SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!

    Just a little something to make you smile for a Friday

    How to know the gender of A Fly


    This is the cleanest E-mail joke
    I’ve come across in a long while!

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
    husband stalking around with a fly swatter

    ‘What are you doing?’ !
    She asked.

    ‘Hunting Flies’
    He responded.

    ‘Oh. ! Killing any?’
    She asked.

    ‘Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,’ he replied.

    Intrigued, she asked.
    ‘How can you tell them apart?’

    He responded,
    ‘3 were on a beer can,
    2 were on the phone

    Have A Wonderful Day !!!

  • lczarnik 16:07 on February 7, 2014 Permalink | Reply
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    Meeting face to face (a cool video) 

    Forwarded message
    From: Colleen
    Date: 7 February 2014 14:50
    Subject: FW: Meeting face to face (a cool video)

    OMG – SO true – this definitely mimics a couple of our bigger meetings!

    Are we one of these guys???


  • lczarnik 11:44 on January 20, 2014 Permalink | Reply
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    Who are yours and what kind are you to others?

    Who are yours and what kind are you to others?

  • lczarnik 11:40 on September 27, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    Concentrate on this Sentence 

    Like these for not only the thoughts, but the flowers and their colour.

    Forwarded message

    From: Colleen
    Date: 9 December 2010 11:37
    Subject: FW: Please send back!!!!!!

    Concentrate on this Sentence

    ‘To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.’ When God takes something from your grasp, He’s not punishing you, but merely opening your hands to receive something better. Concentrate on this sentence… ‘The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.’ Something good will happen to you today; something that you have been waiting to hear.

    This is not a joke; someone will call you by phone or will speak to you about something that you were waiting to hear. Do not break!

    Send it to a minimum of 3 people… Not before you read below

    There comes a point in your life when you realize:

    Who matters,
    Who never did,
    Who won’t anymore…
    And who always will.
    So, don’t worry about people from your past,
    there’s a reason why they didn’t make it to your future.
    Give these flowers to everyone you don’t want to lose in 2011
    Including me, if that’s what is in your heart.
    Try to collect 8 ; it’s not easy!

  • lczarnik 16:15 on September 26, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    Christmas is coming guys – gift hints for your wives … 


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    From: Colleen 
    Date: 4 December 2010 21:21
    Subject: Fwd: Christmas is coming guys – gift hints for your wives …

    Now this IS funny

    From: Sandy T
    Date: 4 December 2010 7:48:54 AEDT
    Subject: Christmas is coming guys – gift hints for your wives …

    It all began with an iPhone…
    March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.
    He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?


    I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when
    she  bought me an iPad.


    My daughter’s birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch.



     September came by so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon. 



    It was around then that the fight started……


    What the wife failed to recognise is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.  Although this inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.


    Note – it has completely destroyed the iRoot functionality.

  • lczarnik 11:45 on September 26, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    JOKES – All clean :-) 

    Forwarded message
    From: Colleen
    Date: 3 November 2010 20:00

    Thought these would be well received – pls post on our humour site

    JOKES – All clean 🙂This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletin and Service bloopers:

    When I was a Rick’s college, they announced as the opening hymn: "Hark, the Herald Angels Sin" Lesli Jenks

    Ward Adult Valentine’s Activity: bring your favorite game and a spouse of a friend for a great time! Feb ’98

    Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."

    Don’t let worry kill you–let the church help.

    Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

    For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

    Weight Watchers will meet a 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

    Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mother’s Club. All ladies wishing to become "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.

    This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

    The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.

    Thursday night–Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

    A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

    8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

    The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

    At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

    The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth With Joy."

    The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.

    The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s "Hamlet": in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

    The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.

    Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

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