Handyman Husband 

Forwarded message
From: David B
Date: 18 February 2016 at 09:47
Subject: FW: Handyman Husband

Wife texts her handy husband on a cold winter morning:

"WINDOWS FROZEN ~ WON’T OPEN"

Husband texts back:

"GENTLY POUR SOME LUKEWARM WATER OVER THE EDGES AND THEN TAP EDGES SHARPLY WITH HAMMER"

Wife texts back 5 minutes later:

"LAPTOP REALLY BUGGERED NOW."