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  • lczarnik 15:04 on June 30, 2014 Permalink | Reply
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    Betcha didn’t know… 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 30 June 2014 08:23
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    Betcha didn’t know…

    And a lot of things you didn’t want to know…………………….

    ..

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  • lczarnik 19:03 on June 29, 2014 Permalink | Reply
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    How Real Men Peel Apples 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 29 June 2014 05:18
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    Black and Decker in the kitchen? Who would have thought of that?

    How real men peel apples, Love it!

    What a great idea. I may try it myself.

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  • lczarnik 19:00 on June 29, 2014 Permalink | Reply
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    About dogs and people 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 29 June 2014 05:11
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  • lczarnik 18:58 on June 29, 2014 Permalink | Reply
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    A 12 year old paints Heaven (Absolutely amazing) 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 28 June 2014 12:48
    Subject: Fw: A 12 year old paints Heaven (Absolutely amazing)

    The movie "Heaven is Real" is worth your time to see, very good.

    Indescribably Beautiful!

    12 year old paints Heaven (Absolutely amazing)

    Makes one pause, and reflect!!

    Some of her art work is at Mardel and is so beautiful it takes your breath away

    If you read the book “Heaven is for Real,” this is the little girl who was talked about in the book
    and her rendition of Christ. Every time the little boy in the book saw a picture of Christ, his folks
    would ask him if the pictures he saw actually looked like Christ. He would always say no until he
    saw Akiane’s picture of Christ, then he said this is what Christ looks like.

    This is just too beautiful to describe…………………..
    The Video at the end of the little girl’s website is beautiful and amazing.
    This artist is lovely and her work is gorgeously spiritual.
    Don’t skip the video at the end… it really is a "must see".!

    http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/prodigy.html

    Akiane was born in 1994

    "Life without God is like an non-sharpened pencil. It has no point."

     
  • lczarnik 18:56 on June 29, 2014 Permalink | Reply
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    Proof that you can’t fix stupid 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 28 June 2014 11:55
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    Proof that you can’t fix stupid

    How did we elect these people??

    Civil War planes? Let me know how that works out.

    I’m saying GREAT paint job.

    "We had no idea anyone was buried there."

    I didn’t know we could choose.

    This one says it all.

    Please, anyone, if you’ve seen this man�??

    What are the odds of that?

    I would have guessed after age 19.

    Ok, that’s just mean!

    "Life’s tough…..It’s even tougher if you’re stupid."

    • John Wayne
     
  • lczarnik 16:45 on June 27, 2014 Permalink | Reply
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    Friday Funny – VERY CUTE 

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    From: Colleen
    Date: 27 June 2014 16:28
    Subject: FW: Friday Funny – VERY CUTE – SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!

    Just a little something to make you smile for a Friday

    How to know the gender of A Fly

    JUST TOO CUTE..

    This is the cleanest E-mail joke
    I’ve come across in a long while!

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
    husband stalking around with a fly swatter

    ‘What are you doing?’ !
    She asked.

    ‘Hunting Flies’
    He responded.

    ‘Oh. ! Killing any?’
    She asked.

    ‘Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,’ he replied.

    Intrigued, she asked.
    ‘How can you tell them apart?’
    !

    He responded,
    ‘3 were on a beer can,
    2 were on the phone

    Have A Wonderful Day !!!

     
  • lczarnik 08:13 on June 27, 2014 Permalink | Reply
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    Fireworks on steroids 

    Real or not, pretty cool!

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    From: Ralph & BA

    Date: 27 June 2014 04:13
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: : Fireworks on steroids

    These are very special. :Have a wonderful 4th of July. BA

    This Hunan Province town is where fireworks were invented, and the show has never been equalled in the West. The Chinese are not only the inventors of fireworks, they are still the masters.

    Click : &autoplay=1" href=" &autoplay=1"http://www.youtube.com/embed/_LpMB1OZ53g?feature=player_detailpage%22%20frameborder=%220%22%20allowfullscreen%3e%3c/iframe%3e&autoplay=1" target="_blank">fireworks !!!

     
  • lczarnik 08:09 on June 27, 2014 Permalink | Reply
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    Maxine Has Questions 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 27 June 2014 01:09
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: Fw: Maxine Has Questions

    This may have been around before but it is still fun to read. BA

    I have questions!


    Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

    If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

    Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
    Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?

    If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

    If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
    Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
    If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
    If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
    If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
    Do Lipton Tea employees take ‘coffee breaks?’

    What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
    I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use, Toothpicks?

    Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
    Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?
    If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

    Whatever happened to Preparations A through G ?
    ******
    Why, Why, Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

    Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds; when they already know you’re broke?

    Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint you have to touch it to check?

    Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

    Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

    Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?

    If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

    Why is it that, no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?

    Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

    Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it and then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

    Why is it that no plastic bag will ever open from the first end you try?

    How do those dead bugs get into the enclosed light fixtures?

    When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart, then apologizes for doing so; why do we say, "It’s all right"? Well, it isn’t all right so why don’t we say, "That really hurt you dumb sh*t, why don’t you watch where you’re going?"

    Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

    Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

    How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

    Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?

    And A FAVORITE:
    The statistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re OK..? (then it’s you!)
    ~
    REMEMBER, A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine!
    And a day without sunshine is, like……….night!!!!

    Now, stop laughing long enough to forward this onto somebody else who could also use a good chuckle!!

     
  • lczarnik 10:23 on June 24, 2014 Permalink | Reply
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    Thomas Jefferson 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 23 June 2014 23:29

    Subject: Fw: Fwd: Thomas Jefferson

    This has been around before, but worth reading again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thomas Jefferson

    His Portrait is on the Two $2.00 Dollar Bill.
    This is amazing. There are two parts. Be
    sure to read the 2nd part (in RED).

    Thomas Jefferson was a very remarkable man who
    started learning very early in life and never
    stopped.

    At 5, began studying under his cousin’s
    tutor.

    At 9, studied Latin, Greek and
    French.

    At 14, studied classical literature and
    additional languages.

    At 16, entered the College of William and Mary.
    Also could write in Greek with one hand while writing the same in Latin with the other.

    At 19, studied Law for 5 years starting under
    George Wythe.

    At 23, started his own law practice.

    At 25, was elected to the Virginia House of
    Burgesses.

    At 31, wrote the widely circulated “Summary
    View of the Rights of British America ?

    And retired from his law practice.

    At 32, was a Delegate to the Second Continental
    Congress.

    At 33, wrote the Declaration of Independence .

    At 33, took three years to revise Virginia ‘s
    legal code and wrote a Public Education bill

    and a statute for Religious Freedom.

    At 36, was elected the second Governor of
    Virginia succeeding Patrick Henry.

    At 40, served in Congress for two years.

    At 41, was the American minister to France and
    negotiated commercial treaties with European nations

    along with Ben Franklin and John Adams..

    At 46, served as the first Secretary of State
    under George Washington.

    At 53, served as Vice President and was elected
    president of the American Philosophical
    Society.

    At 55, drafted the Kentucky Resolutions and
    became the active head of Republican Party.

    At 57, was elected the third president of the
    United States .

    At 60, obtained the Louisiana Purchase doubling
    the nation’s size..

    At 61, was elected to a second term as
    President.

    At 65, retired to Monticello ..

    At 80, helped President Monroe shape the Monroe
    Doctrine.

    At 81, almost single-handedly created the
    University of Virginia and served as its first
    president.

    At 83, died on the 50th anniversary of the
    Signing of the Declaration of Independence

    along with John Adams.

    Thomas Jefferson knew because he himself
    studied the previous failed attempts at government.

    He understood actual history, the nature of God,
    His laws and the nature of man.
    That happens to be way more than what
    most understand today.

    Jefferson really knew his stuff.
    A voice from the past to lead us in the future:

    John F. Kennedy held a dinner in the white
    House for a group of the brightest minds

    in the nation at that time. He made this statement:
    “This is perhaps the assembly
    of the most intelligence ever to gather at one
    time in the White House with the exception

    of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone.”

    “When we get piled upon one another in large
    cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe .”
    — Thomas Jefferson

    “The democracy will cease to exist when you
    take away from those who are willing to work
    and give to those who would not.”
    — Thomas Jefferson

    “It is incumbent on every generation to pay its
    own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on
    would save one-half the wars of the world.”
    — Thomas Jefferson

    “I predict future happiness for Americans if
    they can prevent the government
    from wasting the labors of the people
    under the pretense of taking care of them.”
    — Thomas Jefferson

    “My reading of history convinces me that most
    bad government results from too much government.”
    — Thomas Jefferson

    “No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.”
    — Thomas Jefferson

    “The strongest reason for the people to retain
    the right to keep and bear arms is,
    as a last resort, to protect themselves
    against tyranny in government.”
    — Thomas Jefferson

    “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from
    time to time with the blood of patriots and
    tyrants.”
    — Thomas Jefferson

    “To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes
    the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves
    and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.”
    — Thomas Jefferson

    Thomas Jefferson said in 1802:

    “I believe that banking institutions are more
    dangerous to our liberties than standing armies.

    If the American people ever allow private banks
    to control the issue of their currency, first by
    inflation, then by deflation,
    the banks and corporations that will grow up
    around the banks will deprive the people
    of all property –
    until their children wake-up homeless on
    the continent their fathers conquered.”

    I wish we could get this out to every American!
    I’m doing my part. So Please do yours.

     
  • lczarnik 18:14 on June 23, 2014 Permalink | Reply
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    Billy Graham’s Prayer for Our Nation 

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    From: Carol Z
    Date: 21 June 2014 08:05
    Subject: Billy Graham’s Prayer for Our Nation

    Billy Graham’s Prayer for Our Nation

    It won’t hurt to try!! Pass it on.

    Billy Graham’s Prayer at 95 yrs. old

    Current Age: 95

    From a man the media has never been able to throw dirt on……amazing!

    He has certainly hit the “world” on the head!

    Billy Graham’s Prayer for Our Nation

    THIS MAN SURE HAS A GOOD VIEW OF WHAT’S HAPPENING TO OUR COUNTRY!

    ‘Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask your forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance. We know Your Word says, ‘Woe to those who call evil good,’ but that is exactly what we have done. We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values. We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery. We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare. We have killed our unborn and called it choice. We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable. We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self-esteem. We have abused power and called it politics. We have coveted our neighbor’s possessions and called it ambition. We have polluted the air with profanity and pornography and called it freedom of expression. We have ridiculed the time-honored values of our forefathers and called it enlightenment. Search us, Oh God, and know our hearts today; cleanse us from sin and set us free. Amen!’

    With the Lord’s help, may this prayer sweep over our nation and wholeheartedly become our desire so that we once again can be called ‘One nation under God!’

    Think about this: If you forward this prayer to everyone on your e-mail list, in less than 30 days it would be heard by the world.

    (It’s worth a try!)

    ‘One Nation Under God’

     
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