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  • lczarnik 16:38 on July 31, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    THE YEAR WAS 1955 

    Forwarded message
    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 26 July 2015 at 01:34

    That doesn’t seem possible. No wonder I have trouble relating to prices. BA

    Neat!!

    Many of you weren’t alive

    in ’55, or are too young to

    remember 1955, but I

    thought you might find the

    captions amusing.

    Enjoy & have a good day ! ! !

    Hard to believe that we experienced this!

    The year was 1955

    Did you hear the post office is thinking

    about charging 7 cents just to mail a letter? https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour8/sunday-family-humour-7th-september/sunday-family-humour-7th-september-page-2/1955 1.jpg?attredirects=0

    If they raise the minimum wage to
    $1.00, nobody
    will be able to hire
    outside help at the store.

    https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour8/sunday-family-humour-7th-september/sunday-family-humour-7th-september-page-2/1955 2.jpg?attredirects=0

    When I first started driving, who would
    have thought
    gas would someday
    cost 25 cents a gallon?
    Guess we’d be better off leaving the car in the garage.

    https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour8/sunday-family-humour-7th-september/sunday-family-humour-7th-september-page-2/1955 3.jpg?attredirects=0

    Did you see where some baseball player
    just signed a contract for $50,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn’t surprise me if someday
    they’ll be making more than the President.

    https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour8/sunday-family-humour-7th-september/sunday-family-humour-7th-september-page-2/1955 4.jpg?attredirects=0

    I never thought I’d see the day all our kitchen appliances would be electric. They’re even making electric typewriters now.


    https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour8/sunday-family-humour-7th-september/sunday-family-humour-7th-september-page-2/1955 5.jpg?attredirects=0

    It’s too bad things are so tough nowadays.
    I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet.


    https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour8/sunday-family-humour-7th-september/sunday-family-humour-7th-september-page-2/1955 6.jpg?attredirects=0

    It won’t be long before youngcouples are

    going to have to hire someone to watch their

    kids so they can both work.


    https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour8/sunday-family-humour-7th-september/sunday-family-humour-7th-september-page-2/1955 7.jpg?attredirects=0

    I’m afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business.


    https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour8/sunday-family-humour-7th-september/sunday-family-humour-7th-september-page-2/1955 8.jpg?attredirects=0

    Thank goodness I won’t live to see

    the day when the Governmenttakes

    half our income in taxes. I sometimes

    wonder if we areelecting the best people
    to government.


    https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour8/sunday-family-humour-7th-september/sunday-family-humour-7th-september-page-2/1955 9.jpg?attredirects=0

    The fast food restaurant is convenient
    for a quick meal, but I seriously doubt

    theywillever catch on.


    https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour8/sunday-family-humour-7th-september/sunday-family-humour-7th-september-page-2/1955 10.jpg?attredirects=0

    Thereis no sense going on short trips
    any more for a weekend. It costs nearly

    $2.00 a night to stayin a hotel.


    https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour8/sunday-family-humour-7th-september/sunday-family-humour-7th-september-page-2/1955 11.jpg?attredirects=0

    No one can afford to be sick any more.

    At $15.00 a day inthe hospital, it’s too

    rich formy blood.


    https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour8/sunday-family-humour-7th-september/sunday-family-humour-7th-september-page-2/1955 12.jpg?attredirects=0

    If they think I’ll pay 30 cents

    for a haircut, forget it.


    https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour8/sunday-family-humour-7th-september/sunday-family-humour-7th-september-page-2/1955 13.jpg?attredirects=0

    Know any friendswho would get akick
    out of these,
    passthis on!Besure
    and send it to your kids and grandkids, too!

     
    • Fred Seaver 22:09 on August 18, 2015 Permalink | Reply

      Russian Border 1955. 33rd Inf Scout Dog Plt. Wildflecken, Germany

  • lczarnik 09:28 on July 30, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    DISTORTED HUMOR 

    Forwarded message
    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 30 July 2015 at 05:41
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: DISTORTED HUMOR

    Some really cute humor !

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    BEAM ME UP SCOTTY.

    THERE’S NO INTELLIGENT LIFE DOWN HERE.

     
  • lczarnik 09:25 on July 30, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    Murder at Costco 

    Forwarded message
    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 30 July 2015 at 05:50
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: Fw: Murder at Costco

    ARE YOU READY FOR A SUPER CORNY ONE?

    The husband wants to kill his wife and he learns that a slippery character named Artie will do it.

    Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $10,000.

    The Husband said he was willing to pay that amount but that he wouldn’t have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife’s insurance money.

    Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar coin hat rested inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes and reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.

    A few days later, Artie followed the man’s wife to the local Costco Supermarket. There, he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.

    However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras and observed by the shop’s security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the premises.

    Under intense questioning at the police station Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested.

    The next day in the Newspaper, the headline declared…

    (You’re going to hate me for this….)

    *"ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ Costco"*

    A friend is a beautiful act of kindness from the heart God.

     
  • lczarnik 09:46 on July 28, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    I miss Bill 

    Forwarded message
    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 28 July 2015 at 00:41
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: I miss Bill

    I don’t care about your political views. I think this is funny. BA

    A little humor……………..

    It doesn’t matter what party you belong to – this is good natured political humor from a show on Canadian TV, where a black comedian said he misses Bill Clinton.
    "Yep, that’s right – I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President. He played the sax. He smoked weed. He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him. His wife works, and he doesn’t. And, he gets a check from the government every month!
    Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America’s shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations’ distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
    Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
    When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don’t know, I never had one."
    The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
    Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."

     
  • lczarnik 15:34 on July 27, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    Two old Guys dancing…Brings back memories? 

    Forwarded message
    From: Ken W
    Date: 27 July 2015 at 09:01
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: Two old Guys dancing…Brings back memories?

    Those are the good old days.

    This is a repeat , but good entertainers are worth watching more than once .

    TWO OLD GUYS DANCING

    We all know Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly were great dancers but they weren’t the only ones.

    Here are James Cagney and Bob Hope at a Friar’s Club Meeting in 1955, back when actors were real performers;
    Hope was 52 and Cagney was 56.

    This looks like it’s from a movie, not a routine from a Friar’s Club meeting. Doesn’t take away from it though!

    For the young folks, here is something you probably never seen before and, unfortunately, you may never see again.

    For us older folks, this is the best of the best, and we had it for many years! This is a side of these two entertainers you hardly ever saw, but it shows you their enormous talent. Bob Hope, the best of comedians, and James Cagney, mostly cast as the bad guy, a gangster in the movies.

    Click HERE

    to watch the video!

    PASS IT ON!

     
  • lczarnik 14:37 on July 24, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    Bird Bath 

    Forwarded message
    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 23 July 2015 at 23:20
    Subject: Fw: Bird Bath

    Bird Bath…

    Amazing!

     
  • lczarnik 09:34 on July 22, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    The world’s largest flower garden. 

    Forwarded message
    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 21 July 2015 at 23:15
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: Fw: The world’s largest flower garden.

    Subject: Fwd: : The world’s largest flower garden… in the last place you would expect: Rainbow-coloured oasis with 45 MILLION flowers is in the middle of a desert.

    • The Dubai Miracle Garden features over 45 flower species imported from all over the world
    • A multitude of shaped archways, flowerbeds and structures can be seen at the 18-acre site
    • The colourful array is watered by a system that recycles waste water while avoiding evaporation

    Dubai Miracle Garden is world's biggest flower garden. It is situated in the North West Quadrant of Arabian Ranches interchange
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    Dubai Miracle Garden is world’s biggest flower garden. It is situated in the North West Quadrant of Arabian Ranches interchange

    This amazing tourist attraction is a Guinness Record Holder for the Largest Vertical Garden. Also popular is the heart shaped flower beds at the Alley of Hearts
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    This amazing tourist attraction is a Guinness Record Holder for the Largest Vertical Garden. Also popular is the heart shaped flower beds at the Alley of Hearts

    Dubai Miracle Garden has more than 45 million blooming flowers with stunning colour combinations achieved through 45 different flower varieties and colour
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    Dubai Miracle Garden has more than 45 million blooming flowers with stunning colour combinations achieved through 45 diff

    Bordered by windmills, this area provides parking, sitting areas, a prayer room and shops for visitors to Dubai Miracle Garden
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    Bordered by windmills, this area provides parking, sitting areas, a prayer room and shops for visitors to Dubai Miracle Garden

    The Dubai Miracle Garden features a sensational 45 million flowers over a 18-acre site, from breathtaking flowerbeds to heart-shaped archways and adorned castles
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    The Dubai Miracle Garden features a sensational 45 million flowers over a 18-acre site, from breathtaking flowerbeds to heart-shaped archways and adorned castles

    The spectacular bonanza provides a colourful oasis for the eyes of city workers, who can escape to the natural splendour
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    The spectacular bonanza provides a colourful oasis for the eyes of city workers, who can escape to the natural splendour

    In order to create a fresh experience for guests visiting the rainbow gardens, the displays are changed seasonally
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    In order to create a fresh experience for guests visiting the rainbow gardens, the displays are changed seasonally

    These have included millions of flowers in the shape of the UAE's flag, floral clock, a Ferrari car with driver decorated by flowers, a vertical buried car zone, flower apple structures, artificial animals, flower boats and an Islamic Arch Design
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    These have included millions of flowers in the shape of the UAE’s flag, floral clock, a Ferrari car with driver decorated by flowers, a vertical buried car zone, flower apple structures, artificial animals, flower boats and an Islamic Arch Design

    At the moment, there are 45 species of flowers in the garden, which are imported in from all around the world
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    At the moment, there are 45 species of flowers in the garden, which are imported in from all around the world

    If the natural landscape was not incredible enough, what makes this attraction particularly impressive is the unique sub-surface irrigation system that recycles waste water via drip irrigation while avoiding evaporation and saving up to 75 per cent of water and energy
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    If the natural landscape was not incredible enough, what makes this attraction particularly impressive is the unique sub-surface irrigation system that recycles waste water via drip irrigation while avoiding evaporation and saving up to 75 per cent of water and energy

    A fantasy flower house at the Miracle Garden, which has plants growing over its turrets, doors, walls and towers
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    A fantasy flower house at the Miracle Garden, which has plants growing over its turrets, doors, walls and towers

    A pathway shaded by umbrellas at the Miracle Garden, provides a colourful walkway for visiting guests
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    A pathway shaded by umbrellas at the Miracle Garden, provides a colourful walkway for visiting guests

    Peacock topiary covered in an array of colourful flowers at the largest natural flower garden in the world
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    Peacock topiary covered in an array of colourful flowers at the largest natural flower garden in the world

    There is no limit to the imagination gone into the design of the gardens, which include flowers streaming like hair from a giant human
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    There is no limit to the imagination gone into the design of the gardens, which include flowers streaming like hair from a giant human

    Barrels tipping streams of flowers, and peacocks with colourful plumages are featured in the creative attraction
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    Barrels tipping streams of flowers, and peacocks with colourful plumages are featured in the creative attraction

    Even Disney characters such as Mater from Cars can be seen at the Dubai oasis, of course decorated with flowerbeds
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    Even Disney characters such as Mater from Cars can be seen at the Dubai oasis, of course decorated with flowerbeds

    Giant structures can be viewed in the park, covered from top to bottom in an array of flowers
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    Giant structures can be viewed in the park, covered from top to bottom in an array of flowers

     
  • lczarnik 09:32 on July 22, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    God Whispers 

    [nogalllery]
    Forwarded message
    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 21 July 2015 at 22:47
    Subject: Fw: God Whispers

    Couldn’t help myself…had to send this to you.

    ….and I asked to have my heart lightened…and He sent me friends!

    God Whispers. This is awesome!

    http://www.youtube.com/embed/zf_0jzPQ8lo?rel=0

    It’s only a two minute+ video. Sit back and enjoy.

     
  • lczarnik 09:13 on July 22, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    The Real Reason Wheat is Toxic (And It’s Not The Gluten) – Michael Andrew Arata, MD 

    Note from L&C – We checked Snopes and found this MIXED indicator (i.e. some is true and some is not – so we will eave you to decide if you eat wheat based products. Our take – We minimise wheat intake for more carb intake reduction reasons, so this doesn’t affect as as much as it might others. But we also will be taking probiotics more regularly to improve our auto immune systems. Here’s a link to the Snopes article – http://www.snopes.com/food/tainted/roundupwheat.asp

    Forwarded message
    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 22 July 2015 at 06:15
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: The Real Reason Wheat is Toxic (And It’s Not The Gluten) – Michael Andrew Arata, MD

    Subject: The Real Reason Wheat is Toxic (And It’s Not The Gluten) – Michael Andrew Arata, MD

    Sam quite with the Roundup
    http://drarata.com/the-real-reason-wheat-is-toxic-and-its-not-the-gluten/

     
  • lczarnik 08:44 on July 20, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    Best Evian Water Commercial ever 

    Forwarded message
    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 19 July 2015 at 07:37
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: Best Evian Water Commercial ever

    Wouldn’t it be fun to find this window. Could make a complete fool of myself. BA

    BTA
    Best Evian Water Commercial ever just in case you haven’t seen it :

    Bet you play this twice. This is fun.
    I wonder how do they do it.

    http://www.youtube.com/embed/pfxB5ut-KTs?rel=0

     
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