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  • lczarnik 08:24 on September 30, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    Women Drivers 

    Forwarded message
    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 30 September 2013 06:53
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: Women Drivers

    A laugh for your day!

    Life isn’t about waiting for the storms to pass. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.

    Distracted Driving Incident
    Everyone reading this will enjoy it – no matter whichgender you are………

    This morning on the Interstate,
    I looked over to my left and there was a

    Woman

    In a brand new
    Cadillac

    Doing 65 mph

    With her
    Face up next to her

    Rear view mirror

    Putting on her eyeliner.

    I looked away

    For a couple seconds…

    To continue shaving

    And when I looked back she was

    Halfway over in my lane,

    Still working on that makeup.

    As a man,

    I don’t scare easily.

    But she scared me so much;I had to put on my seat beltAnd
    I dropped


    My electric shaver

    Which knocked

    The donut
    Out of my other hand.

    In allThe confusion of trying
    To straighten out the car

    Using my knees against
    The steering wheel,

    It knocked

    My Cell Phone

    Away from my ear

    Which fell

    Into the coffee

    Between my legs!

    Splashed,

    And burned

    Big Jim and the Twins,

    Ruined the damn phone,

    Soaked my trousers,

    And disconnected an
    Important call.

    Damn women drivers!

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  • lczarnik 08:22 on September 30, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    Seven Wonders of the World 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 30 September 2013 06:50
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: Seven Wonders of the World

    This has been around but the graphics are excellent. BA

    Seven Wonders of the World

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    • Husband 23:57 on March 7, 2014 Permalink | Reply

      Nancy sent this to me…

    • Lee Jacintho 11:27 on March 8, 2014 Permalink | Reply

      The most precious things in life cannot be built by hand or bought by man, but must be felt in the heart!
      Noah Wyley in The Librarian.

  • lczarnik 07:07 on September 30, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    Spitfire pilot in WWII 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 30 September 2013 06:02
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: Spitfire pilot in WWII

    What a great story and a great clip! Can you imagine flying alone in an unarmed plane from London to Berlin and spending a half hour over the target?Courage personified!

    Check out this man’s face as he watches himself from some 60 years ago.

    Click the link below:
    
    American Spitfire Pilot in WWII_
    (http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=ie3SrjLlcUY&sns=em)
     
  • lczarnik 07:06 on September 30, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    WORD FUN 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 30 September 2013 05:37
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: WORD FUN

    ENGLISH WORDS

    IT MAY TAKE A MINUTE FOR THE LIGHT TO SHINE, BUT THESE ARE CLEVER!

    1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds

    2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do

    3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage

    4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with

    5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate

    6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

    7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living

    8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist

    9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does

    10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money

    11. MISTY: How golfers create divots

    12. PARADOX: Two physicians!!

    13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

    14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm

    15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with

    16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV!!

    17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring

    18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife

    19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does

    20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official

     
  • lczarnik 05:49 on September 29, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    Hendricks motor Sports Engineer Richie Parker 

    God grant me the strength to NEVER complain about ANYTHING again!

    Forwarded message
    From: Ralph & BA Rays
    Date: 29 September 2013 03:29
    Subject: Fw: Hendricks motor Sports Engineer Richie Parker

    What an inspiration!

    If this doesn’t move you nothing will! I think everyone should take the
    time to watch this and be encouraged. This young man works for Hendricks
    Motor Sports. You gotta admire some people and their ability to overcome
    things that stand in their way. Richie Parker is one of those. This video
    will amaze you; it amazed me. Click HERE
    http://www.youtube.com/embed/qiLDMBDPCEY?rel=0

     
  • lczarnik 07:21 on September 28, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    Take A Guess… there is hope for us all!!! 

    Forwarded message
    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 28 September 2013 06:17
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: Take A Guess… there is hope for us all!!!

    We have all seen old pics of famous people but
    the text with these make them most interesting.

    Today – the best of the rest of your Life

     
  • lczarnik 07:19 on September 28, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    Things I just can’t do anymore 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 28 September 2013 05:38
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: Things I just can’t do anymore

    I never did do these things. BA

    Things I just can’t do anymore

    https://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=A6XUVjK9W4o

     
  • lczarnik 23:26 on September 27, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    A dying priest 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 27 September 2013 22:21
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: A dying priest

    Dying Priest

    In Washington, D.C. an old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation’s capital and was well known among the elected officials. He motioned for his nurse to come near.

    "Yes, Father?" said the nurse.

    "I would really like to see President Obama and Senator Reid before I die," whispered the priest.

    "I’ll see what I can do, Father," replied the nurse.

    The nurse sent the request to the President and Congress and waited for a response.

    Soon the word arrived; President Obama and Harry Reid would be delighted to visit the priest.

    As they went to the hospital, Obama commented to Reid, "I don’t know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images." Reid agreed that it was a good thing.

    When they arrived at the priest’s room, the priest took Obama’s hand in his right hand and Reid’s hand in his left hand. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest’s face.

    Finally President Obama spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"

    The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."

    "Amen", said Obama. "Amen", said Reid.

    The old priest continued, "Jesus died between two lying thieves; I would like to do the same."

     
  • lczarnik 23:17 on September 27, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    Laughter & cute, cute, cute 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 27 September 2013 22:10
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: Laughter & cute, cute, cute

    These may have been around before – but they brightened
    my day. BA

    >; Laughter & cute, cute, cute

    Meeting God

    Diversionary tactic.

    Words of Wisdom

    A fortune to remember!

    Desperate for a ticket to the
    World Cup

    Best T-shirt design

    Fridge magnet


    Queen of the blondes –

    Camera is backwards
    < br

    What will I be when I grow up?
    This is just too priceless not to share!

     
  • lczarnik 23:12 on September 27, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    Why seniors need newspapers 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 27 September 2013 22:02
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: Fw: Fwd: *Why seniors need newspapers

    : Why seniors need newspapers

    I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

    "This is the 21st century," she said. "We don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad."

    I can tell you this. That fly never knew what hit him.

     
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