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  • lczarnik 22:29 on September 29, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    great hummingbird video 

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    From: Ralph & BA 
    Date: 29 September 2011 23:05
    Subject: Fw: great hummingbird video


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    Subject: great hummingbird video
    Date: Mon, 26 Sep 2011 23:42:01 -0400

    This guy found this baby hummingbird after it was attacked, and he nursed it
    back to health until it decided to stay and be his pet. Very charming video, and be sure to have your sound on. The song in the background is almost as good as the video itself. ENJOY



  • lczarnik 23:24 on September 27, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    ———- Forwarded message ———-
    From: Colleen 
    Date: 27 September 2011 16:58
    Subject: FW: Emailing: Papa.wmv

    Here's a cute one for you – says "words to the effect" the pope for too long has been European – it's time he was American … "

    Aunt B and Uncle R will enjoy this one …

    Many Thanks & Best Regards,


    —–Original Message—–
    From: Malcolm
    Sent: Tuesday, 27 September 2011 4:35 PM
    Subject: Emailing: Papa.wmv

    Your message is ready to be sent with the following file or link attachments:


  • lczarnik 23:18 on September 27, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Native wisdom 

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    From: Ralph & BA >
    Date: 28 September 2011 03:07
    Subject: Fwd: Native wisdom

    Not sure – Have you seen this?  BA 

    Native wisdom

    Barack Obama went camping in the desert with a Native American. After they set their tent up, both men fell asleep.
    A few hours later, the Indian woke Obama and said, "Look at the sky. What do you see?"
    Obama replied, "I see millions of stars."
    "What does that tell you?" asked the Indian.
    Obama pondered for a minute, then said, "Astronomically, it tells me there are, uh, millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Chronologically, it appears to be approximately three in the morning. Theologically, we are small and insignificant. Uh, meteorologically, it looks like we'll have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you?"
    "It tells me that someone stole the tent, you dummy."
  • lczarnik 21:18 on September 26, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    ** Cancer ** – I pray that You will guide someone to find a cure for cancer in 2011 

    This is one to ensure gets passed around to all those touched.

    So posted on http://czarnik-life.posterous.com/

    On 26 September 2011 22:22, R & B  wrote:

    I am  praying

     Cancer is a strange cell

    You can go along for years in remission
    and then one day it pops its head up again.   
    If you ever have it you will never be free of it.  
    Pray for the day there will be a permanent cure.



    93% won't forward, but I'm Sure You Will.

    A small request…..Just one line

    Dear God,
    I pray that You will guide someone to find a cure for cancer in 2011 .
    In Jesus Name, Amen


    All you are asked to do is keep this circulating.
    Even if it's only to one more person.
    In memory of anyone you know who has been
    struck down by cancer or is still living with it.
    A Candle Loses Nothing by Lighting Another Candle.

    Please Keep This Candle Going

  • lczarnik 20:30 on September 24, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    The Cross in Our Bodies 

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    From: Ralph & BA 
    Date: 25 September 2011 00:37
    Subject: Fwd: The Cross in Our Bodies

    The Cross in Our Bodies
     This is a pretty neat story and an interesting thing that few of us know. It's brief, so please read. (FROM A DOCTOR) 

    A couple of days ago I was running (I use that term very loosely) on my treadmill, watching a DVD sermon by Louie Giglio… And I was BLOWN AWAY!  I want to share what I learned….

    He (Louie) was talking about how inconceivably BIG our God is… How He spoke the universe into being… How He breathes stars out of His mouth that are huge raging balls of fire..  Etc. Etc. Then He went on to speak of how this star-breathing, universe creating God ALSO knitted our human bodies together with amazing detail and wonder. At this point I am LOVING it (fascinating from a medical standpoint, you know.) . And I was remembering how I was constantly amazed during medical school as I learned more and more about God's handiwork. I remember so many times thinking..'How can ANYONE deny that a Creator did all of this???' 
    Louie went on to talk about how we can trust that the God who created all this, also has the power to hold it all together when things seem to be falling apart..how our loving Creator is also our sustainer. 

    And then I lost my breath. And it wasn't because I was running my treadmill, either!!! 

    It was because he started talking about laminin. I knew about laminin. Here is how Wikipedia describes them: 'Laminins are a family of proteins that are an integral part of the structural scaffolding of basement membranes in almost every animal tissue' You see…. Laminins are what hold us together.. LITERALLY. They are cell adhesion molecules. They are what holds one cell of our bodies to the next cell. Without them, we would literally fall apart. And I knew all this already. But what I didn't know is what they LOOKED LIKE.. 

    But now I do.  And I have thought about it a thousand times since (already)….Here is what the structure of laminin looks like… AND THIS IS NOT a 'Christian portrayal' of it…. If you look up laminin in any scientific/medical piece of literature, this is what you will see….





    Now tell me that our God is not the coolest!!!  Amazing.  The glue that holds us together…. ALL of us….. Is in the shape of the cross.  Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.

              'He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.  For by him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth, visible And invisible, whether thrones or powers or rulers or Authorities;    All things were created by him and for him.  He is before all things, and in him All things HOLD TOGETHER.'                                         Colossians 1:15-17 

    Call me crazy. I just think that is very, very, very cool. Thousands of years before the world knew anything about laminin, Paul penned those words. And now we see that from a very LITERAL standpoint, we are held together… One cell to another…. By the cross.

    You would never in a quadrillion years convince me that is anything other than the mark of a Creator who knew EXACTLY what laminin 'glue' would look like long before Adam breathed his first breath!!

     What I found when I googled laminin !!!!!!!!!!! 






    The cross is supposed to  be swinging when you receive this.   I  hope it still is. This is cool – had to pass it on.  I think we could all use a miracle.  I know I certainly can! 


    You are in my 7 X 7 X 7.  I am not breaking this.  I'M TOLD THIS WORKS!!!  Just repeat this prayer and see how God moves!

    'Lord, I love You and I need Your love to come into my heart, and grant me Your blessings, to my family, to my home, and to my friends, in Jesus' name.   Amen.  



  • lczarnik 20:27 on September 24, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    From: Ralph & BA 
    Date: 24 September 2011 05:38
    Subject: Fwd: GOOD ONE


    Subject: GOOD ONE


    What a comeback!!!!!!


    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

    We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

    I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

    The teenager had
    spiked hair in all different colors – green, red,

    orange, and blue.

    My dad kept staring at her.

    The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

    When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
    "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

    Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
    choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

    In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ….

    "Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if

    you're my kid."
  • lczarnik 20:25 on September 24, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Owl Flies Directly Toward Camera 

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    From: Ralph & BA 
    Date: 24 September 2011 05:26
    Subject: Fwd: Owl Flies Directly Toward Camera

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    Subject: Owl Flies Directly Toward Camera

    This is really neat! Watch the wing action and the feathers along the wings! And, then check out the talons!!

    The aerodynamics of a wing in action…enjoy!!!

  • lczarnik 20:22 on September 24, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    mother’s milk 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 24 September 2011 00:40
    Subject: Fwd: mother's milk

    Students in an advanced Biology class were

      taking their mid-term test.

    The last question was, 'Name seven  advantages of Mother's Milk,' worth 70 points or none at all.

    One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:

    1.) It is perfect formula for the child.

    2.) It provides immunity against several  diseases.

    3.) It is always the right temperature.

    4.) It is inexpensive.

    5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.

    6.) It is always available as needed.

    And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test,   he wrote..

    7.) It comes in 2 attractive re-usable containers.

    He got an A+

  • lczarnik 04:18 on September 23, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Forrest Gump goes to Heaven 

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    From: Bill
    Date: 23 September 2011 05:20
    Subject: FW: Fw: Forrest Gump goes to Heaven



    Sent: Wednesday, September 21, 2011 19:30
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    Subject: Forrest Gump goes to Heaven

















    The day finally arrived.   Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.   He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself.  However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.

    St. Peter said, 'Well, Forrest,
     it is certainly good to see you.   We have heard a lot about you.  I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone.  The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven.'

    Forrest responds, 'It sure is
     good to be here, St. Peter, sir.   But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam.  I sure hope that the test ain't too hard.  Life was a big enough test as it was.'

    St. Peter continued, 'Yes, I
     know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions.



    What two days of the week begin with the letter T?



    How many seconds are there in a year?



    What is God's first name?'

    Forrest leaves to think the questions
     over.  He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and says, 'Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers.'

    Forrest replied, 'Well, the
     first one — which two days in the week begins with the letter 'T'? Shucks, that one is easy….That would be Today and Tomorrow.'

    The Saint's eyes opened wide and
     he exclaimed, 'Forrest, that is not what I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit for that answer.   


    How about the next one?' asked St. Peter.  
    'How many seconds in a year?

    Now that one is harder,' replied Forrest, 'but I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve.'

    Astounded, St. Peter said, 'Twelve?
     Twelve?  Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?'

    Forrest replied,
     'Shucks, there's got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd… '

    'Hold it,' interrupts St. Peter.  'I see where you are going with this, and I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind….but I will have to give you credit for that one, too. Let us go on with the third and final question.

    Can you tell me God's first name'?

    'Sure,' Forrest replied,

    'it's Andy.'

    'Andy?' exclaimed an exasperated
     and frustrated St. Peter.   'Ok, I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?'

    'Shucks, that was the easiest
     one of all,' Forrest replied.  'I learnt it from the song,




    St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates,
     and said:

    'Run, Forrest, Run.'




    Lord, Give me a sense of humor

    Give me the ability to understand a clean joke,

    To get some humor out of life,

    And to pass it on to other folks !




  • lczarnik 04:14 on September 23, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    draw a stickman 

    How cool is this.  Someone has LOTS of time on their hands.

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    From: Bill
    Date: 2011/9/23
    Subject: draw a stickman

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