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  • lczarnik 09:09 on March 3, 2017 Permalink | Reply
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    Seasons in the Sun 

    Forwarded message
    From: Ian & Trish
    Date: 22 January 2008 at 15:49
    Subject: FW: [Fwd: Emailing: Seasons in the Sun.pps]

    Hi
    Jackie is looking forward to her holiday but had time to send this email, and it’s only Tuesday
    Cheers
    Ian & Trish

    Dear all,
    Thought you might get a laugh from this…especially us more mature people who were feeling that THEY are the only ones! Sound is a bit loud and I think the lyrics could be inappropriate..that is it I could hear them!
    Take Care, not long til the sanity break,
    Jac

    https://1drv.ms/p/s!AqEOLiTwYPTMgchjvOCrmp-XjGiz6w

     
  • lczarnik 07:47 on June 22, 2016 Permalink | Reply
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    Aussie Jingle Bells 

    Forwarded message
    From: Ian & Trish
    Date: 24 December 2009 at 18:52
    Subject: FW: Aussie Jingle Bells

    Aussie.wmv — Shared securely with Kloudless

    From Downunder–Some of you may sing a long as we start Christmas here

    Cheers

    Ian & Trish

     
  • lczarnik 10:38 on June 18, 2016 Permalink | Reply
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    Wild and wonderful 

    Forwarded message
    From: Ian & Trish
    Date: 9 July 2009 at 22:54
    Subject: FW: Wild and wonderful

    Something nice to finish the week with.
    Have a good weekend with family and Friends

    Ian & Trish

    These pictures are awesome!

     
  • lczarnik 09:00 on June 15, 2016 Permalink | Reply
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    Caterpillar 

    Forwarded message
    From: Ian & Trish
    Date: 4 February 2009 at 23:57
    Subject: FW: Caterpillar

    cat.wmv — Shared securely with Kloudless
    Hi a mid week email for those who like Cats— real big one
    Cheers
    Ian

     
  • lczarnik 17:05 on May 22, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    Aussie National Anthem – Totally brilliant 

    Forwarded message
    From: Patricia or Ian
    Date: 5 June 2009 15:59
    Subject: FW: Aussie National Anthem – Totally brilliant

    A sing-a-long for friday. Have a good weekend with family and friends.
    cheers
    Ian & Trish

    A Friday treat for you Aussies! Wonder what he can do with ours?

    SORRY – the Australian_National_Anthem_1.wmv attachment didn’t download. Will find it on the web and link it here.

    2015FB01 – sorry for the delay in getting a link to you – here it is –

    http://1drv.ms/1BINDbr

     
  • lczarnik 23:51 on September 5, 2012 Permalink | Reply
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    Mr. Gorsky 

    ———- Forwarded message ———-
    From: Ian or Tricia
    Date: 3 September 2012 22:27
    Subject: FW: Mr. Gorsky

    Nice story of a man that we all admired
     


    Subject: FW: Mr. Gorsky
    Date: Tue, 28 Aug 2012 22:21:05 +0000

    Don’t normally send things on – but found this a little moving – perhaps because a significant part of our youth  – and it made me laugh out loud

    Who's Mr. Gorsky? by the Late Niel Armstrong

    Who's Mr. Gorsky?
    IN CASE YOU DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW THIS LITTLE TIDBIT OF TRIVIA,ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE,NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.

    HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS.*

    BUT JUST BEFORE HE RE-ENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK – "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY".

    MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGHT IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT. HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.
    OVER THE YEARS, MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE – 'GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY' STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.

    ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY , FLORIDA , WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO ARMSTRONG. THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED.
     
    MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION.

    IN 1938, WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MID-WESTERN TOWN , HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD. HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THEIR BEDROOM WINDOW. HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY. AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY "SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON !"

    TRUE STORY. It broke the place up.

     
  • lczarnik 00:17 on March 7, 2012 Permalink | Reply
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    COMMENTS FROM ROSS GREENWOOD 

    ———- Forwarded message ———-
    From: Ian & Trish
    Date: 6 March 2012 23:51
    Subject: FW: COMMENTS FROM ROSS GREENWOOD

    Houston we have a problem!!!!!!! or should it be AUSTRALIA where are we going with this bunch!


    Subject: FW: FW: COMMENTS FROM ROSS GREENWOOD
    Date: Wed, 29 Feb 2012 08:35:24 +0800
    From: Fred

      

    Sent: Monday, 27 February 2012 5:07 PM

    Subject: FW: COMMENT FROM ROSS GREENWOOD

    SCARY

    ANYONE VOTE LABOR AT THE LAST ELECTION??????

    Reality pill needed for Australians

    This is really well put, in terms the average punter can understand … it cuts thru political doublespeak and provides clarity

    USA Today

    Lesson # 1:

    Why the U.S. was downgraded:

    * U.S. Tax revenue: $2,170,000,000,000
    * Fed budget: $3,820,000,000,000
    * New debt: $ 1,650,000,000,000
    * National debt: $14,271,000,000,000
    * Recent budget cuts: $ 38,500,000,000

    Let's now remove 8 zeros and pretend it's a household budget:

    * Annual family income: $21,700
    * Money the family spent: $38,200
    * New debt on the credit card: $16,500
    * Outstanding balance on the credit card: $142,710
    * Total budget cuts: $385

    Got It ?????

    OK now Lesson # 2:

    Here's another way to look at the Debt Ceiling:

    Let's say, you come home from work and find there has been a sewer backup in your neighbourhood … and your home has sewage all the way up to your ceilings.

    What do you think you should do?

    Raise the ceilings, or pump out the (ummmm) "effluent"?

     

    Lesson 3 :

    Australia today

     FROM ROSS GREENWOOD

     Quoted by: Ross Greenwood of Money News..

    Right now the Federal Government is at pains to tell everyone – including us the mug-punters and the International Monetary Fund, that it will not exceed its own, self-imposed, borrowing limits.

    How much?    $200 billion.   And here's a worry. 


    If you work in a bank's money market operation; or if you are a politician; the millions turn into billions and it rolls
     off the tip of the tongue a bit too easily. but every dollar that is borrowed, some time, has to be repaid. By you, by me and by the rest of the country.

    Just after 5 o'clock tonight I did a bit of math for Jason Morrison ( Sydney radio presenter). But it's so staggering its worth repeating now.

    First thought; Gillard, Swan, Wong, before that Rudd, all of the Labor Cabinet, call these temporary borrowings, a temporary deficit.

    Remember Those Words :  Temporary Deficit.

    The total Government debt will end up around $200 billion.
    So here's a very basic calculation  .. I used a home loan calculator to work it out….. it's that simple..
    $200 billion is $2 hundred thousand million.

    The current 10 year Government bond rate is 4.67 per cent. I worked the loan out over a period of 20 years. Now here's where it gets scary …. really scary.

    The repayments on $200 billion, come to more than one and a quarter billion dollars – every month – for 20 years. It works out we – as taxpayers – will be repaying $15.4 billion in interest and principal every year .. $733 for every man woman and child – every year.

    The total interest bill over the 20 years is – get this – $108 billion.

    Remember, this is a Government, that just 4 years ago, had NO debt. NO debt.

    In fact it had enough money to create the Future Fund, to pay the future liabilities of public servants' superannuation, and it had enough to stick $20 billion into the Building Australia Fund ….. 

    A note was sent to me which explains that the six leading members of the Government, from Ms Gillard down, have a collective work experience of 181 years, but only 13 in the private sector.

    If you take out of those 13 years the number that were spent as trade union lawyers, 11, only two years were spent in the private sector.

    So out of those 181 years:

    – no years spent running their own business   
    – no years spent starting their own business
    – no years spent as a director of a family business or a company
    – no years as a director of a public company
    – no years in a senior position in a public company
    – no years in a senior position in a private company
    – no years working in corporate finance 
    – no years in corporate or business restructuring
    – no years working in or with a bank
    – no years of experience in the capital markets
    – no years in a stock-broking firm
    – no years in negotiating debt facilities with banks
    – no years running a small business
    – no years at the World Bank or IMF or OECD
    – no years in Treasury or Finance.

    But these people have plunged Australia into unprecedented debt.

    Well, in a way you can't blame them.
    It's clear the electorate did not do their homework, because the Government is there by right.

    Ah, but they are Labor and people vote for them because Labor is good for the working family – right???

    If you have read this you may like to pass it on to your friends to help educate a little as you, them and I, will be repaying the above.

     
  • lczarnik 06:58 on December 2, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Irish math test 

    And the real humour is the LAST line!

    ———- Forwarded message ———-
    From: Ian & Trish
    Date: 29 November 2011 23:50
    Subject: FW: Irish math test
     

      Make sure you read right to the end

     Irish Math Test 

     Irishman wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. 

    Here is your first question, the foreman said.  "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." 

    "Without numbers?"  The  Irishman says? "Dat is easy." And proceeds to draw three trees.

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    "What's this?" the boss asks.

    "Have you ain't got no brain?  Tree and tree plus tree makes 9" says the  Irishman. 

    "Fair enough," says the boss.  "Here's your second question.  Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."

    The  Irishman stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree… "Ere you go."


      

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    The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"

    "Each of da trees is dirty now.  So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, plus dirty tree.  Dat makes 99." 

    The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this  Irishman, so he says, "All right, last question.  Same rules again, but represent the number 100."

    The  Irishman stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go.  One hundred."

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    The boss looks at the attempt.  "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!" 

    The  Irishman leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and whispers, "A little dog come along and poop by each tree. 
    So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes ONE HUNDRED!" 

    The  Irishman is now head of Qantas

      

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  • lczarnik 06:55 on December 2, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    beautiful … (SOUND) Money-Giverny 

    ———- Forwarded message ———-
    From: Ian & Trish 
    Date: 29 November 2011 23:39
    Subject: FW: beautiful … (SOUND)

    Enjoy
    Ian

    [Since posterous link no longer works, you can use –
    http://1drv.ms/1RIOMLx ]

     
  • lczarnik 06:48 on September 13, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Trailer Trash…………. 

    ———- Forwarded message ———-
    From: Ian or Patricia
    Date: 13 September 2011 13:36
    Subject: FW: Trailer Trash………….

    Like it
    Ian
     


    Subject: FW: Trailer Trash………….
    Date: Tue, 13 Sep 2011 10:20:40 +0800

     
     

    Cant wait till I get one of these 

     


    I want to be trailer trash. They did not cause any of the problems that our country faces today. They did not get mortgages they couldn't afford. They did not run banks to the ground with greed. They did not use investors for their personal benefit. They don't even belong to the unions that ask too much of their companies.

      
     
    I'm tired of paying mortgage bills,
    Utility bills, property taxes.  

    I want to live more simply, pack up
    The dog and move into a travel-trailer.

    I don't mind being called 'trailer trash',
    But I want to get your opinion.

     
      
     
                                           

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    What do you think about my decision?
      
    Ya, I thought so………………..



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