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  • lczarnik 09:04 on April 30, 2016 Permalink | Reply
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    Anthropomorphic Nouns 

    Forwarded message
    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 30 April 2016 at 02:15
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: Anthropomorphic Nouns

    Anthropomorphic Nouns…

    I thought this might be boring, but stick with it.

    You’ll love the ending.

    We are all familiar with a

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    Herd of cows,

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    A Flock of chickens,

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    A School of fish

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    And a Gaggle of geese.

    However, less widely known is:

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    A Pride of lions,

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    A Murder of crows

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    (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens),

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    An Exaltation of doves

    And, presumably because they look so wise:

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    A Parliament of owls.

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    Now consider a group of Baboons.

    Baboons are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates.

    And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons?

    Believe it or not… A Congress!

    (Note: I hadn’t heard that before, so I looked it up. It is correct)

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    A CONGRESS OF BABOONS!

    That pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington !

    You just can’t make this stuff up

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  • lczarnik 10:23 on August 9, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    A flyover of Jerusalem 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 9 August 2013 03:42
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: Fw A flyover of Jerusalem

    Having been there I can say this is a beautiful presentation. BA

    A Stunning IMAX flyover of Jerusalem

    http://vimeo.com/15034110

    After a year of research and preparation, this giant Imax 3D screen film JERUSALEM is scheduled for worldwide release in 2013. The film takes you on a spectacular and unprecedented aerial tour throughout Israel, the Holy Land and the city once believed to lie at the center of the world.
    To see it in full screen – click on the 4 small arrows at the bottom right hand corner.

    This will give a birds-eye view of it. Beautiful.

     
  • lczarnik 10:22 on August 9, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    LORD’S PRAYER 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 9 August 2013 03:22
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: LORD’S PRAYER

    The Lord’s Prayer

    The moment you receive it, say:

    Our Father who art in heaven,

    Hallowed be Thy name,

    Thy kingdom come,

    Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven,

    Give us this day our daily bread

    And forgive us our trespasses

    As we forgive those who trespass against us

    And lead us not into temptation,

    But deliver us from evil,

    For Thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory,
    Now and forever
    Amen… GOD WANTED ME TO TELL YOU, it shall be well with you this coming year. No matter how much your enemies try this year, they will not succeed.
    You have been destined to make it and you shall surely achieve all your goals this year.
    For the remainder of 2013, all your agonies will be diverted and victory and prosperity will be incoming in abundance. Today, God has confirmed the end of your sufferings sorrows and pain because HE that sits on the throne has remembered you. He has taken away the hardships and given you JOY. He will never let you down.

    I knocked at heaven’s door this morning, God asked me, My child! What can I do for you?
    And I said,
    ‘Father, please protect and bless the person reading this message.’

    It has never been broken. Within 48 hours send to family and friends, as many as you can ? God does know if you don’t have 20 people to send it to.
    It’s the effort and intent that counts. This is a powerful Prayer. Couldn’t hurt can only help…
    Let’s pray for one another, there’s no superstition involved here, we are just asking for Gods will to be done here on earth.
    GOD BLESS YOU!
    Twenty angels are in your world. Ten of them are sleeping, nine are
    Playing, one is reading this message.. Please read…. Not
    Joking…..

    God has seen you struggling with something. God says it is
    Over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God, send this message on, please don’t ignore it, you are being tested.

    God is going to fix two BIG things tonight in your favor. If you believe in God, drop everything and pass it on. Tomorrow will be the best day ever.Send this to ten friends. As soon as you get five replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you.

     
  • lczarnik 11:39 on August 7, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    Fwd: FROG 

    Forwarded message
    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 7 August 2013 00:08
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: FROG

    Next time someone upsets you just tell them to go ‘FROG" it.

    F R O G we all need one.
    I do hope this returns to ME the sender! Isn’t the little green guy sort of cute?

    I was told a story about a lady in the hospital who was near death when an area Chaplain came to visit her.
    This Chaplain was a very young female with long blond hair. She listened to the lady who was ill and left her a small gift for comfort.
    It was a tiny ceramic frog.
    The next day one of the people from the lady’s church came to visit.
    The lady told her friend about the beautiful young Chaplain who had come to visit her. The friend was so impressed with the way the lady had improved and felt the need to talk to the young Chaplain.
    In her search to find the young gal, she was repeatedly reassured that the chaplains are never very young and that there was never a gal that fit the description given.
    Upon returning to the lady in the hospital, a visiting nurse entered the room and noticed the ceramic frog. The nurse made the comment ‘I see you have a guardian angel with you.’
    As she held the little frog we asked why she made the comment and we were informed that the frog stood for:

    Forever

    Rely

    On

    God
    To The World You Might Be One Person;
    But To One Person You Might Be the World.

    You have been Tagged by the Froggy,

    which means you are a great friend!!
    You will BE BLESSED For Two Years if you send this to 4 people or more.

    And if this is sent back to you then you know that you are a true friend…

    Friends are quiet Angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


    .

    Hi Lord, it’s me. Things are getting bad here,gas prices are too high, too few jobs, too much disrespect and violence, food and heating costs too high. I know some have taken You out of our schools,government & even Christmas. But Lord I’m asking you to come back and re-blessAmerica

    We really need You.

    Thanks Lord, I love You!

    The Lord says when 2 or more are gathered in My Name, there I will be also!!!Let’s see how far this goes. Please pass this on…

    Please God… please Bless America again.

    GOD BLESS AMERICA

     
  • lczarnik 11:36 on August 7, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    Unique places from around the world … 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 7 August 2013 00:01
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: Unique places from around the world …

    Thought the pictures were interesting enough to pass along. Enjoy your travels.

    Scintillating unique places

    Somewhere in Vietnam .. Canal River through a paddyfield
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    Beautiful New Zealand .. !!
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    Facing a Giant Ray through an Aquarium
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    Enchanted River is found in Philippines . It is called “enchanted†because no one has ever reached its bottom.

    Many people, including scuba divers, have tried reaching for the bottom but have failed, hence the legend of its bottomless pit.

    Moreover, locals share that NOBODY has been successful in catching the fish in this river, whether by hand or by spear.

    They say its bluish color is a result of its depth and the water clarity changes throughout the day. At around 12:00 pm,

    the water becomes clearer and even more majestic.
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    Under the clear blue water of Lake Huron in Ontario ,
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    3D Street Art , Rennes , France ..
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    Tree house, Philippines
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    A stone path across a lake in Poland
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    Ausangate mountain, Andes, Peru . Want to go on a trek
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    The water spirals of Elakala Waterfalls ~ Blackwater Falls State Park , West Virginia
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    Zhangjiaje Stone Forest in Hun an , China . It is the inspiration for the floating mountains in the movie "Avatar."
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    Hong Kong.
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    Purple and Orange Starfish on the Beach
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    Greenland
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    Poland has a forest full of bent pine trees ( Crooked Forest )
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    Christ the Redeemer Statue overlooking the whole of Rio was pretty special. You could see it from everywhere you went.

    I also have to say that the majority of the people who lived there, including the ‘natives’ (especially in the favelas) knew

    exactly who it was and respected it and what it stands for.
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    Every home should have this! – The staircase slider
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    The Astonishing Annual Red Crab Migration
    Each year millions of bright red land crabs leave their burrow homes on Australia ‘s Christmas Island and start a long, laborious trek toward the sea. They descend cliffs, climb banks and maneuver around obstacles to reach the shoreline and lay their eggs, eventually returning to the island’s central plateau with their offspring in tow. The synchronized migration resembles a crimson-colored river undulating across the island and can last up to 18 days. The event typically takes place in November or December (the crabs will only move when it’s raining) and coincides with the turning of high tide and the arrival of the waning moon.

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    The Inhabited Volcanic Island of Aogashima , Japan .
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    Guelta d’Archei Oasis, Sahara Desert
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    The Victoria water lily is native to the Amazon river
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    Gudvangen, Norway
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    The Tibetan Bridge in Claviere, Piedmont , Italy .
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    Awesome Lighted Cherry Blossom Lake ( Sakura , Japan ) – Beautiful
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    Prskalo Waterfall, Serbia
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    Perspective, The Redwoods, California( The Redwood Forest )
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    Zachariasbryggen – Bergen , Norway
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    Cave Hotel in Cederberg Mountains , South Africa ..
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    Vanishing Underwater Roller Coaster in Japan !!
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    Off the Amalfi Coast , Florence in Italy
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    A Bougainvilla Patio Garden
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    Gorgeous reflection
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    Voringfossen is the 83rd highest waterfall in Norway on the basis of total fall.
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    Preikestolen, Norway

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    The Great Artificial Elephant, Nantes , France ,
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    AND FINALLY – Creative bathroom design! – Do you want this comfort room
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  • lczarnik 11:35 on August 7, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    Fwd: The Juggler’s Juggler-Good AND Funny 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 6 August 2013 23:49
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: The Juggler’s Juggler-Good AND Funny

    This is an oldie but goodie. BA

    Subject: Fw: The Juggler’s Juggler-Good AND Funny

    The juggler is funny, giving old politicians reason to laugh together.

    https://www.youtube.com/embed/n6mbW-jMtrY?rel=0

     
  • lczarnik 11:34 on August 7, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    Fwd: GREAT MAGIC 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 6 August 2013 03:02
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: GREAT MAGIC

    <http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=sKns1uatyNg&vq=medium

     
  • lczarnik 01:59 on August 6, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    FUNNIES 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 5 August 2013 20:50
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: Fw: FUNNIES

     
  • lczarnik 01:57 on August 6, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    Those Old Westerns 

    Forwarded message
    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 3 August 2013 22:59
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: Those Old Westerns

    "One look at this film clip and you’ll be young and old all over again. It is "brand new" even listing 2010.

    Ever wonder just who all those minor characters were who populated western after western with few lines and a familiar face.

    Well, the clip has pictures and names — so after 50 or so years — say "Howdy" to some of those general store, saloon keeper, blacksmith mini-heroes from your youth.

    Just click and enjoy –> Those Old Westerns

     
  • lczarnik 01:53 on August 6, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    So You Taught Your Dog to Roll Over 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 3 August 2013 03:00
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: So You Taught Your Dog to Roll Over

    WORTH SEEING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Well, if you did teach your pet to roll over, shake hands or play dead, don’t go spraining your shoulder patting yourself on the back.

    Check out what this guy did . . .

    https://www.facebook.com/video/embed?video_id=191369581019404

     
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