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  • lczarnik 08:18 on November 30, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    The Real 7 Wonders Of The World 

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    From: Sharon
    Date: 2 April 2009 at 05:27
    Subject: Fwd: The Real 7 Wonders Of The World

    Love to you all

    http://1drv.ms/1IimNQV

     
  • lczarnik 16:32 on November 27, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    Bird Loves Ray Charles — Hilarious!!!! 

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    From: Aldona
    Date: 26 September 2009 at 11:49
    Subject: Fwd: FW: Bird Loves Ray Charles — Hilarious!!!!

    This will put a smile on your faceJ

    http://1drv.ms/1NxoAUr

     
  • lczarnik 10:03 on November 27, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    Medicare Part G 

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    From: Kent W
    Date: 27 November 2015 at 00:43
    Subject: Fwd: FW: Medicare Part G

    Medicare Part G

    Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of
    yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no

    Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt
    for Medicare Part G.

    The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet.
    You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be
    sent

    to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three
    meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable
    TV,

    a library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No
    problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees,
    kidney,

    lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

    As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as
    often as they do now!

    And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that
    just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a nursing home.

    And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.
    And now, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any more income
    taxes!

    Is this a great country or what?

    Now that
    you have solved your senior Long-Term Care problem, enjoy the rest of your
    week!

     
  • lczarnik 09:59 on November 27, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    My Humor For The Day – Statisticly Speaking w/Tongue-In-Cheek! 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 27 November 2015 at 01:59
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: My Humor For The Day – Statisticly Speaking w/Tongue-In-Cheek!

    (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
    (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
    (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171

    • Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of Health and Human Services. The above is (maybe) factual.

    Now, The Above Meant Nothing Until I Did "The Guns".

    (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000 (yes, that’s 80 million).
    (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.
    (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188;

    • Statistics courtesy of FBI. The above is fact.

    So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
    Remember, guns don’t kill people, doctors do.

    FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, but, almost everyone has at least one doctor.
    That means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a doctor than by a gun owner!

    Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.

    We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of control.

    Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.​

     
  • lczarnik 14:01 on November 26, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    PARALLEL PARKING DRIVING TEST! 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 26 November 2015 at 12:13
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: PARALLEL PARKING DRIVING TEST!

    You gotta see this one! k/gram/mom

    Senior Driving Test

    In case youare required to take a parallel parking driving test… this is how it is done.

    https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=772990296083073

     
  • lczarnik 07:40 on November 26, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    What Your Body Does in a Day 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 26 November 2015 at 05:20
    Subject: Fw: What Your Body Does in a Day

    How about all the thoughts that are produced in the brain – and we can’t remember any of them.
    PEACE

    Sometimes you may feel like your body is beginning to creak and fail you on the outside, but do you ever stop to consider the incredible work that is taking place inside of it? There is so much going on and everything fits together so well, that it’s almost impossible to comprehend it. This presentation will remind you that there are miracles going on inside your body every single day.
    Heart
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    Cancer
    Brain
    Stomach
    Eyes
    Energy
    Red Blood Cells
    Skin
    Hair
    Words
    Liver
    Saliva
    Testicles
    Kidneys
    Digestion
    Regeneration
    I
    Final Slide
     
  • lczarnik 04:20 on November 25, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    Time to upgrade to a 1934 Chrysler Airflow 

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    From: Kent W
    Date: 25 November 2015 at 03:25

    Time to upgrade to a 1934 Chrysler Airflow

    VERY Impressive!

    Wow, when they put on safety demos back in the day, supervised
    they stated, by "hard boiled" State Troopers.

    I wonder how today’s car would hold up under the same tests?

    https://www.youtube.com/embed/bFl5pEe-7uo?feature=player_detailpage

     
  • lczarnik 07:20 on November 23, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    Retirement insanity 

    Forwarded message
    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 22 November 2015 at 06:15
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: Retirement insanity

    To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity in
    RETIREMENT

    1. At
    lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
    point a Hair Dryer at passing cars, and watch ’em slow
    down!
    2. On
    all your cheque stubs, write ‘For
    Marijuana’!
    3. Skip
    down the street rather than walk and see how many looks
    you get.
    4. Order
    a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious
    face.
    5. Sing
    along at The Opera.
    6. When
    the money comes out of the ATM, scream ‘I Won! I
    Won!’
    7. When
    leaving the Zoo, start running towards the Car Park,
    yelling, ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re
    Loose!’
    8. Tell
    your children over dinner: ‘Due to the economy, we are
    going to have to let one of you go….
    9. PICK
    UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND
    ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS .
    And
    The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: My
    Favourite:
    10. Go to a large Department store’s fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out:

    “ THERE IS NO PAPER IN HERE”!

    Now
    send this e-mail to someone to make themSMILE. It’s called ‘therapy’!

     
  • lczarnik 07:17 on November 23, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    Impressive Helicopter Flying 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 22 November 2015 at 06:26
    Subject: Fw: Impressive Helicopter Flying

    Some special flying — and climbing

    https://www.youtube.com/embed/qJHlXe_RnYo

     
  • lczarnik 06:49 on November 23, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    The Fiftimmes 

    Forwarded message
    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 23 November 2015 at 03:42
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: Fw: The Fiftimmes

    This was fun. Some of the names I couldn’t get out instantly. I may have to play this over several times. BA

    I’ve seen this before but I love the song In the Still of the Night.

    This is a great video. It will put a smile on your face. Enjoy!

    I Guarantee You’ll Send This To SOMEBODY!

    http :// safeshare.tv/w/FEDEwZHZXu

     
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