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  • lczarnik 06:41 on October 31, 2014 Permalink | Reply
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    QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME! 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 31 October 2014 05:18
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: Fw: QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!

    QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!

    If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

    Can you cry under water?

    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

    Why do you have to "put your two cents in"… but it’s only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going to?

    Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

    What disease did cured ham actually have?

    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

    Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?

    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

    Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
    They’re going to see you naked anyway.

    Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

    If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
    They’re both dogs!

    If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?

    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

    Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?

    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

    Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?

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  • lczarnik 06:40 on October 31, 2014 Permalink | Reply
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    This is some good scriptures 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 31 October 2014 01:04
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  • lczarnik 15:05 on October 30, 2014 Permalink | Reply
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    Pass the Salt 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 30 October 2014 12:17
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    Every parent, grandparent should see this!! A sign of the times. Love it!

    https://www.youtube.com/embed/6_-xTxP1hD4?autoplay=1

     
  • lczarnik 06:06 on October 27, 2014 Permalink | Reply
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    Wonderful ‘bird’s eye’ photography! 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 26 October 2014 01:51
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: Wonderful ‘bird’s eye’ photography!

    http://imgur.com/a/v5lnH

     
  • lczarnik 06:05 on October 27, 2014 Permalink | Reply
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    People Who Will Make You Feel Like a Certified Genius 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 25 October 2014 02:00
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: Fw: Fwd: People Who Will Make You Feel Like a Certified Genius

    I feel smarter already….JJH

    The guy who doesn’t know how to block the sun

    The%20guy%20who%20doesn%27t%20know%20how%20to%20block%20the%20Sun

    The girl
    > who can’t pump gas

    The%20girl%20who%20can%27t%20pump%20gas

    The
    > person who thinks he/she drives a shopping cart

    The%20person%20that%20thinks%20they%20drive%20a%20shopping%20cart

    The
    > person who is wondering why her/his bike is always stolen

    The%20person%20that%20is%20wondering%20why%20their%20bike%20is%20always%20stolen

    The
    > person who shouldn’t have passed his/her road test

    The%20person%20that%20shouldn%27t%20have%20passed%20their%20road%20test

    The man
    > who forgot how to use an umbrella

    The%20man%20that%20forgot%20how%20to%20umbrella

    The guy
    > who is more concerned about his hair’s safety

    The%20guy%20who%20is%20more%20concerned%20about%20his%20hair%27s%20safety

    The
    > singer who forgot how to hold the mic

    This%20singer%20that%20forgot%20how%20to%20hold%20the%20mic

    See, you’re smarter than you thought.

     
  • lczarnik 13:23 on October 23, 2014 Permalink | Reply
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    GREECE 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 23 October 2014 12:28
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: GREECE
    GREEK LEGAL SYSTEM

    A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court in Greece;
    but the custody of their children posed a problem.

    The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge,
    that since she had brought the children into this world,
    she should retain custody of them.

    The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.
    After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied:
    "Your Honor, when I put a coin into a vending machine, and a Coke comes out, does the
    Coke belong to me or to the machine?"

    DON’T LAUGH…… HE WON!!

     
  • lczarnik 08:02 on October 23, 2014 Permalink | Reply
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    Things you have probably never seen before 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 23 October 2014 03:43
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    These are interesting. I think that those kangaroos will hold up the game. BA

    Some old, some new, all good……

    Aerial view of Central Park, New York

    Secondhand mobile phone market – China

    Ship & tugboat – Corinth Canal, Greece

    Magdeburg Water Bridge – Germany – 500 Million Euros, 6 Years to build, 918 Metres in length

    Golf course – Somewhere in Australia

    Tibe tan Mastiff Dog – Sold for 1.5 Million Dollars

    Carpet of flowers – Brussels , Belgium

    India – As if one head wasn’t bad enough!

    Window washers at Children’s Hospital – U.S.A.

    Nature’s bridge – India

    Living on the edge

    El Penon de Guatape – 650 Ft stone – Colombia

    Camouflaged mobile phone tower – U.S.A.

    Statues bigger than you thought – Easter Island

    7,000 trees planted to form guitar on a farm in Argentina

    Supercell storm cloud – U.S.A.

    Niagara Falls – Canada

    Most beautiful horse in the world

    Buttress tree roots – Costa Rica

     
  • lczarnik 11:29 on October 20, 2014 Permalink | Reply
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    Some Good Ones 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 20 October 2014 05:03
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    Hope you enjoy these as much as I did. BA

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    I’m just positive that you will find some of these that really apply!

     
  • lczarnik 11:26 on October 20, 2014 Permalink | Reply
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    THE WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER 

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    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 20 October 2014 04:55
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    https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10154636606720713";

     
  • lczarnik 15:31 on October 17, 2014 Permalink | Reply
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    CELL PHONE FLASHLIGHT APP 

    Now we checked this one and it’s interesting that the people reporting the "original" problem, SnoopWall, are promoting their OWN flashlight app.

    Decide for your self after also reading –

    http://www.snopes.com/computer/internet/flashlight.asp

    Forwarded message
    From: Ralph & BA
    Date: 17 October 2014 05:43
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: Fw: CELL PHONE FLASHLIGHT APP

    Anyone with a smart phone needs to watch this brief video…and if you have a flashlight application on your smart phone….delete it immediately!!!!!!!!

    http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/special-report-bret-baier/blog/2014/10/01/cybersecurity-threat-could-be-lurking-your-phone

     
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