The £2.00 Special 

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Bill E
Date: 13 August 2012 15:24
Subject: Fwd: The £2.00 Special

Hi Larry & Colleen,

Who says that Germans do not have a sense of humour.

Regards, Bill (*/Arthur for Colleen's benefit)

Begin forwarded message:
From: Gabriele 
Subject: Fwd: Fw: The £2.00 Special
Date: 15 April 2012 6:49:27 PM AEST
Einen schönen Sonntag wünscht Gaby

Hi…think you'll enjoy the one below…..people take us "oldies" on at their peril

Have a laugh!! 
The �2.00 Special 
I love it…………………………… 
If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors, this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet……..God willing, someday you will be……

The  �2.00 Special 


We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for �2.00 

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs..' 

'Then, I'll have to charge you �3.59 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her. 

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.   

'YES!' stated the waitress. 

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said.. 

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked. 

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. 


She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.
WE'VE been  around the block more than once!


Send this to the Seniors in your life. I'm sure they'll appreciate it!

Even non-seniors will appreciate it! 


Treasure every moment that you have because…
“Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present."

Only worry about things that contribute to your long term future wealth and happiness!