Four Best Comebacks of the Year

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From: Ralph & BA
Date: 18 August 2016 at 05:19
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Four Best Comebacks of the Year

FOUR BEST COMEBACKS OF THE YEAR PLUS ONE MORE………

NUMBER 1:

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.
He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was

trying to undermine the police officer’s credibility…..

Q: ‘Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?’

A: ‘No, sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender,

running several blocks away.’

Q: ‘Officer, who provided this description?’

A: ‘The officer who responded to the scene.’

Q: ‘A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?’

A: ‘Yes, sir. With my life.’

Q: ‘With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in

preparation for your daily duties?’

A: ‘Yes sir, we do!’

Q: ‘And do you have a locker in the room?’

A: ‘Yes, sir, I do.’

Q: ‘And do you have a lock on your locker?’

A: ‘Yes, sir.’

Q: ‘Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock

your locker in a room you share with these same officers?’

A: ‘You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been

known to walk through that room.’
The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand

has been nominated for this year’s ‘Best Comeback’ line — and we think he’ll win.

NUMBER 2:
Now We Know Why He Was a General

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