Who is God?

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From: Ralph & BA
Date: 23 July 2016 at 02:42
Subject: Fw: Who is God?
IN A LIGHTER PROSE BUT, WHO KNOWS????

Who is God? Well, He/She could be,

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus wasBlack:
1.He called everyone brother.
2.He liked Gospel.
3.He didn’t get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1.He went into His Father’s business.
2.He lived at home until he was 33.
3.He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1.He talked with His hands.
2.He had wine with His meals.
3.He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1.He never cut His hair.
2.He walked around barefoot all the time.
3.He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1.He was at peace with nature.
2.He ate a lot of fish.
3.He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1.He never got married.
2.He was always telling stories.
3.He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1.He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was virtually no food.
2.He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.
3.And even when He was dead; He had to get up because there was still work to do.

Can I get an AMEN

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