Relationship Advise

Forwarded message
From: Ralph & BA
Date: 15 April 2016 at 02:19
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Relationship Advise

A Father named Louie gave His Son Joe The Following Relationship Advice, …but What Happened Next Is Priceless.

 Joe was going to get married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.

 He said, ‘Joe, let me tell you something. On my wedding night, in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and said, ‘Here – try these on.’

 She did and said, ‘These are too big; I can’t wear them. They’re too big. I replied, ‘Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’

 Ever since that night we never had any problems.

 ‘Hmmm,’ said Joe. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

 On his honeymoon, Joe took off his pants and said to Karen, ‘Here -try these on.’

 She tried them on and said, ‘These are too large. They don’t fit me.’

 Joe said, ‘Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don’t want you to ever forget that.’

 Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Joe. She said,    ‘Here – you try on mine.’

   He did and said, ‘I can’t get into your pants.’

  Karen said, ‘Exactly. And if you don’t change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.’

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