the ending will make u laugh

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From: Ralph & BA
Date: 4 April 2016 at 02:25
Subject: Fw: Fwd: the ending will make u laugh
Attention: After you read this, sit back and try to visualize this picture.

My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to varnish the wooden seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned. She came in and undressed to take a shower. That’s right, you guessed it. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.

About that time, I got home and realized her predicament. We both pushed and pulled without any success, except to cause her too much unnecessary pain. Finally, in desperation, I undid the toilet seat bolts. Julie wrapped a sheet around herself, and I drove her to the hospital emergency room.

On the table, the ER Doctor bent her over into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this). Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I’ll bet you’ve never seen anything like this before."

The Doctor replied, "Actually, I’ve seen lots of them before,…… I’ve just never seen one mounted and framed."

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