SENIOR’S MEDICINE CABINET

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From: Terry
Date: 13 February 2016 at 21:42
Subject: Fwd: SENIOR’S MEDICINE CABINET

Loved this one!

RegardsTerry

SENIOR’S MEDICINE CABINET

ALL NATURAL

It has taken me many, many months of my retirement time, but I have just finished building my new Medicine Cabinet.

I don’t know about you, but I think it was well worth the time and expense.

Disease Wine Daily dose
Allergies Chardonnay de Paeuf 1 glass
Anemia Graves 4 glass
Bronchitis Bourgogne or Bordeaux
> ( + sugar and cinnamon )
3 cups
Constipation Anjou blanc electricity . Vouvray 4 glass
Coronary arteries Dry Champagne 4 glass
Diarrhea Beaujolais Nouveau 4 glass
Fever Champagne sec 1 bottle
Heart Burgundy , Santenay Rouge Two glass
Uric acid gout Sancerre , Pouilly Fume 4 glass
Hypertension Alsace , Sancerre 4 glass
Menopause Saint Emilion 4 glass
Depression Rhine 4 glass
Obesity Burgundy 4 glass
Obesity Rose Provence 1 bottle
Rheumatism Champagne 4 glass
Excessive weight loss Chateau de Beaune 4 glass

From the American Association

Of Retired People

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you’re done you’ll have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband? A: Tell him you’re pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking? A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads.
Q: Leading cause of diminished sex drive among senior citizens ? A: Nudity
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE, You’ve still got your sense of humor!
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