Dr.Geezer’s Clinic

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From: Kent W
Date: 21 January 2016 at 00:59
Subject: Fwd: Dr.Geezer’s Clinic

Dr.Geezer’s Clinic

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.

He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr.Geezer’s clinic.

Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about
medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic.

Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??"

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth."

Dr. Young: Aaagh !! –"This is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth."

Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don’t, — that is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak —I can hardly see anything!!!!”

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so, here’s your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)

Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!“

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

Moral of story —

Just because you’re "Young" doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"

Remember: Don’t make old people mad.

We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much to piss us off.

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