Retirement insanity

Forwarded message
From: Ralph & BA
Date: 22 November 2015 at 06:15
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Retirement insanity

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity in
RETIREMENT

1. At
lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a Hair Dryer at passing cars, and watch ’em slow
down!
2. On
all your cheque stubs, write ‘For
Marijuana’!
3. Skip
down the street rather than walk and see how many looks
you get.
4. Order
a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious
face.
5. Sing
along at The Opera.
6. When
the money comes out of the ATM, scream ‘I Won! I
Won!’
7. When
leaving the Zoo, start running towards the Car Park,
yelling, ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re
Loose!’
8. Tell
your children over dinner: ‘Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go….
9. PICK
UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND
ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS .
And
The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: My
Favourite:
10. Go to a large Department store’s fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out:

“ THERE IS NO PAPER IN HERE”!

Now
send this e-mail to someone to make themSMILE. It’s called ‘therapy’!