NEIGHBOR LADY

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From: Ralph & BA
Date: 29 August 2015 at 06:16
Subject: Fw: Fwd: NEIGHBOR LADY

She’s beautiful and she lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window.


I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.


I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and have fun tonight. Are you doing anything?"


I quickly replied, "Nope, I’m free!"


"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"


Being a senior citizen, really sucks!

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