Important facts as you grow older

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From: Ralph & BA
Date: 3 February 2015 at 03:11
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Fwd: Fw: Important facts as you grow older

Nine Important Facts to Remember as You Grow Older:

Number 9
– Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

Number 8
– Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7
– Good

health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6
– Men have two emotions: hungry and frisky, and they can’t tell them apart.
If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5
– Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 4
– Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying

of nothing.

Number 3
– All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2
– In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1
– Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.

…and as someone recently said to me:

Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last that long

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