CARTOONS FOR SENIORS THEY FINALLY FOUND CARTOONS ABOUT ME!

From: Ralph & BA
Date: 23 November 2014 2:59:46 AEDT
Subject: Fw: Fwd: CARTOONS FOR SENIORS THEY FINALLY FOUND CARTOONS ABOUT ME!

Cartoons for seniors

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step,
he’s too old to go anywhere.

Old age is when you have stopped growing at both ends,
and have begun to grow in the middle.

A man has reached old age when he is cautioned
to slow down by his Doctor instead of by the police.

Don’t worry about avoiding temptation.
As you grow older, it will avoid you.

You’re getting old when you don’t care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don’t have to go along.

Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women
to every man. Isn’t that an ironic time for a guy to get those odds?

Old age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.

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