Walkng…. Why ?

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From: Ralph & BA
Date: 1 September 2014 10:05
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Fw: Walkng…. Why ?

This has been around but it struck me as very funny today. September starts our Walking Challenge here at Fox Run. BA

The importance of walking… This Should Put a Smile on Your Face!
And not only walking, but celebrating the joys of life!

The Importance of Walking
Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 87 years old
To spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
Home at $4,000 per month.

My grandpa started walking
Five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he’s 97 years old, and we have
no idea where the hell he is.

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I like long walks, Especially when they
are takenBy people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

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I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I’m doing…

Every time I hear the dirty word ‘exercise’, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I do have flabby thighs, But fortunately my stomach covers them.

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The advantage of exercising every day
Is so when you die, they’ll say,’
Well, he looks good doesn’t he.’

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If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
Start with a small country.

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I know I got a lot of exercise
The last few years…
Just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older,
Because there’s a lot more information in our heads.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

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Every time I start thinking too much
About how I look,
I just find a pub with a Happy Hour
And by the time I leave, I look just fine.

You could run this over to your friends
But just e-mail it to them!
It will save you the walk!

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