Good ones!!

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From: Ralph & BA
Date: 31 July 2014 03:10
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Good ones!!

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist’s office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

At an Optometrist’s Office:
"If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place."

On a Plumber’s truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber’s truck:
"Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We’ll wait."

And don’t forget the sign at a CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

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