The Paint Job

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From: Ken W
Date: 27 May 2014 06:12
Subject: Fw: Fwd: The Paint Job

Painting the Church

There was a Scottish painter named Smokey MacGregor who was very
Interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down

His paint to make it go a wee bit further.

As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually

The local church decided to do a big restoration job on the outside

Of one of their biggest buildings.

Smokey put in a bid and, because his price was so low, he got the job.

So he set about erecting the scaffolding and setting up the planks,

And buying the paint and yes, I am sorry to say, thinning it down with


Well, Smokey was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly

Completed, when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder,

The sky opened and the rain poured down washing the thinned paint

From all over the church and knocking Smokey clear off the scaffold to

Land on the lawn among the gravestones, surrounded by telltale puddles

Of the thinned and useless paint.

Smokey was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty,

So he got down on his knees and cried:

"Oh God, Oh God, forgive me; what should I do?"

And from the thunder, a mighty voicespoke.

(you’re going to love this)

"Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"

"Blessed are the cracked, for they are the ones who let in the light."