grandma’s remedies

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From: Ralph & BA
Date: 18 March 2014 04:29
Subject: Fw: Fwd: grandma’s remedies

Subject: grandma’s remedies

“For better digestion I drink beer, in the case of appetite loss I drink white wine, in the case of low blood pressure I drink red wine, in the case of high blood pressure I drink scotch, and when I have a cold I drink schnapps.”

“When do you drink water?”

“I’ve never been that sick!”