WITTY OBSERVATIONS

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From: Ralph & BA
Date: 19 January 2014 00:00
Subject: Fw: WITTY OBSERVATIONS

This has been around before – but it still applies. bA

WITTY OBSERVATIONS

1. The nicest thing about the future is …that it always starts tomorrow.

2. Money will buy a fine dog …but, only kindness will make him wag his tail.

3. If you don’t have a sense of humor …you probably don’t have any sense at all.

4. Seat belts are not as confining . . . as wheelchairs.

5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is … when you’re in deep water.

6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark …to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

7. Business conventions are important .. .because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.

8. Why is it that at class reunions …you feel younger than everyone else looks?

9. Scratch a cat (or dog) . . .and you will have a permanent job.

10. No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy (or girl) …who wants to buy a car.

11. There are no new sins . . the old ones just get more publicity.

12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong n umber at 4 a.m. . ..it could be the right number.

13. No one ever says "It’s only a game" . . when their team is winning.

14. I’ve reached the age where . . .’happy hour’ is a nap.

15. Be careful about reading the fine print . . there’s no way you’re going to like it.

16. The trouble with bucket seats is that . . not everybody has the same size bucket.

17. Just think that, in about 40 years . . .we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?

18. Money can’t buy happiness .. . but somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than on a BIKE .

19. After 70, if you don’t wake up aching in every joint . . . you’re probably dead.

20. Always be yourself because the people that matter don’t mind . . ..and the ones that mind don’t matter.

21. Life isn’t tied with a bow .. . .but it’s still a gift .

REMEMBER, TOO, THAT
POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS SHOULD BE CHANGED OFTEN… AND FOR THE SAME REASON

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