Why seniors shouldn’t Trick or Treat

Forwarded message
From: Ralph & BA
Date: 30 October 2013 01:15
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Why seniors shouldn’t Trick or Treat

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You keep knocking on your own front door.

9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.

8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.


7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
You lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say: ‘Great Boris Karloff Mask,’
And you’re not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, ‘Trick or…’
And you can’t remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night,
You have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume
that doesn’t dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You’re the only Power Ranger in the
Neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go
Trick Or Treating…

  • 1. You keep having to go home to use the bathroom.


NO MATTER…HAVE A HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.