Women Drivers

Forwarded message
From: Ralph & BA
Date: 30 September 2013 06:53
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Women Drivers

A laugh for your day!

Life isn’t about waiting for the storms to pass. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.

Distracted Driving Incident
Everyone reading this will enjoy it – no matter whichgender you are………

This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a

Woman

In a brand new
Cadillac

Doing 65 mph

With her
Face up next to her

Rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away

For a couple seconds…

To continue shaving

And when I looked back she was

Halfway over in my lane,

Still working on that makeup.

As a man,

I don’t scare easily.

But she scared me so much;I had to put on my seat beltAnd
I dropped


My electric shaver

Which knocked

The donut
Out of my other hand.

In allThe confusion of trying
To straighten out the car

Using my knees against
The steering wheel,

It knocked

My Cell Phone

Away from my ear

Which fell

Into the coffee

Between my legs!

Splashed,

And burned

Big Jim and the Twins,

Ruined the damn phone,

Soaked my trousers,

And disconnected an
Important call.

Damn women drivers!

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