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  • lczarnik 08:27 on May 5, 2012 Permalink | Reply
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    Wednesday offering 

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    From: Bill 
    Date: 5 May 2012 04:59
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    Subject: Revising Songs of the 60's…..

    Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "mashed potato" as if it were yesterday.


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    They include:
    Bobby Darin —

    Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

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    Herman's Hermits —
    Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

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    Ringo Starr —
    I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

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    The Bee Gees — –
    How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

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    Roberta Flack—
    The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
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    Johnny Nash —
    I Can't See Clearly Now.
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    Paul Simon—
    Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

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    The Commodores —
    Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

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    Procol Harem—
    A Whiter Shade Of Hair

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    Leo Sayer —
    You Make Me Feel Like Napping

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    The Temptations —
    Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

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    Abba—
    Denture Queen

    "You haven't seen my teeth have you Wilma?

    Tony Orlando —
    Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

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    Helen Reddy —
    I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

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    Leslie Gore—
    It's My Body,
    and I'll Cry If I Want To

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    And Last but NOT least…
    Willie Nelson —

    On the Commode Again

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  • lczarnik 14:48 on May 2, 2012 Permalink | Reply
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    THE EAGLE ( Interesting, the life of an eagle ) 

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    From: Ralph & BA 
    Date: 2 May 2012 03:09
    Subject: Fwd: THE EAGLE ( Interesting, the life of an eagle )

    THE EAGLE ( Interesting, the life of an eagle )
     This is Amazing. It is no wonder there are scriptural references to the eagle!

    I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did.
    And there is no wonder the bald eagle has such a significant symbolism to our country.

    When it rains, most birds head for shelter.

    The eagle is the only bird that, in order to avoid the rain,
    Starts flying above the clouds.

    An amazing tidbit about the Eagle's eyesight: The eagle can probably identify a rabbit moving almost a mile away.
    Meaning, an eagle flying at an altitude of 1000 feet over open country could spot prey over an area of almost 3 square miles from a fixed position.


    No wonder God wants us to spread our wings and soar with eagles.

    God Bless all who share this.
     

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